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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
  • honeybee__12
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    A pucker load of pucker fud :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Banjos are just guitars with southern accents.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If the 6, 7, 8, or 9 button broke on your microwave there is a good chance you’d never find out.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    princess7955 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    For 25 years now, we have known that velociraptors can open doors and we have taken ZERO precautionary measures.

    This will keep me up at night

    If you recall, the facility in Jurassic Park had lever handles. A smooth round brass knob would defy most reptilian claws...
  • yukfoo
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    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?
  • yukfoo
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?

    Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If you wake up earlier on weekends. Then you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

    Are you feeling better?

    Hi sweetheart. Just got home from a meeting (8pm Here). I'm fine thanx for asking. Another couple of days will do it I'm sure. Everything's good on your side I trust ?

    Yes, everything is good, a few bumps in the road this week but all good now.
    Glad to hear you are almosty recovered. :*
  • 81Katz
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  • cee134
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    The more bad guys that a hero is facing in a movie, the better their chance of survival; 1v5 is no problem but 1v1 will see the hero messed up pretty bad.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first 50 "Area's" were way better at staying Top Secret than the 51st.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The board game Battleship is just 2 blind people calling air strikes on each other.
  • besmith11
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    Unicorns are real. They are just fat, gray, and we call them rhinos. Sorry....could bot resist this as my niece said that to me yesterday. We were in an argument about that.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The fact that you procrastinate and still get *kitten* done is the reason why you procrastinate.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you're 25 and single in 2018, nobody bats an eye.
    If you're 25 and single in 1818, people worry you'll die an old maid.
    If you're 25 and single in 1418, it's because your third husband just died of the plague.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    The 3 unwritten Rules of Business,

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Dads only tell dad jokes because they still want to be funny but can't use dirty language around children.

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