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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Orange juice, orange soda and orange candy are 3 pretty distinct flavors.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Emo disappeared because it seems like now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anything flying can be a UFO if you're bad at identifying things.

    Or you are drunk enough.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Typing "Minimum" on a keyboard is like playing a really crap game of ping pong.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Many relationships begin with “never change” then advance to “you need to change” and conclude with “you’ve changed”.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Luke and Leia couple’s costumes were only worn from ‘77 to ‘80.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    You will never be even of a fratcion of a second younger than you are right now...now...now...now...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Closets are just pockets for houses.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you choke on water, you’ve failed at breathing and drinking, the two most important activities in your life.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    People who are rude, bully, kill, drive agressive, micro manage, or the like all believe that trying to instill fear in others is respect. But it couldn't be further from the truth. Fear is an easy reaction to get, but respect takes work and thinking of others above yourself.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The smell of someone vaping in public is a disturbing reminder of how often we breathe in the same air someone just exhaled.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    My memory is just fine old man!
    Lolololo
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We have no problem wearing the same socks all day, but once they come off for one second, it’s gross to put them back on.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Thanos was right.
  • glgcam5150
    glgcam5150 Posts: 3,728 Member
    No Matter Where You Go ..
    There You Are

    ~ B Banzai
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you read read as read and not read, you have to re-read read as read so you can read read correctly so it can then make sense.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Star Wars took place way in the past, really far away, but we are seeing it now because of how long it took for the light to reach us.

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