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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!

    How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.

    As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.

    My neighbor has one. Literally looks like a roomba.

    A device with a blade spinning at ≈300rpm and no real logic to avoid accidents.....Eh sounds like most people that use a lawnmower.

    I'll take a pic next time he leaves it out.

    Who would win this battle:

    A Roomba with a chainsaw attached to it

    vs

    Helen Keller with a gun

    How many rounds does the gun hold and does she get any extra magazines?

    15 round clips. The extra clips are place randomly around the room.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited August 2017
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    @Caporegiem wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm going to invent mini roombas that are small enough to place one on each step. Gonna be rich!

    How about one to mow the lawn? And another to do the ironing.

    As popular as BattleBots was several years back you’d think we would’ve made more advancements in robot lawn mowing technology.

    My neighbor has one. Literally looks like a roomba.

    A device with a blade spinning at ≈300rpm and no real logic to avoid accidents.....Eh sounds like most people that use a lawnmower.

    I'll take a pic next time he leaves it out.

    Who would win this battle:

    A Roomba with a chainsaw attached to it

    vs

    Helen Keller with a gun

    How many rounds does the gun hold and does she get any extra magazines?

    15 round clips. The extra clips are place randomly around the room.

    I'm thinking the roomba gets the first strike on her because she doesn't realize it's of any danger. It doesn't completely maim her though so she's able to use the feel of the vibrations to dodge incoming attacks and return fire.
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,138 Member
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    Is it a coincidence that there are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

    A glass of milk, a cookie, and forced naps in school.... Why, oh why did I complain?!?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Everyone is either a stander or a sitter, not both: butt wiping position. And cannot understand why someone would ever do it differently.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    Can you write dipshit on here?
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    forward0backward wrote: »
    Can you write dipshit on here?

    Apparently yes. :)
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
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    One day my parents put me down and never picked me up again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Don't be a Dick today.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The mentality "it's only $5, why not buy it?" has probably cost people over $5000 dollars in their lifetime.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Belle and the Beast were probably executed by the servants and townsfolk just years after the movie took place, during the French Revolution.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Walking is really just a series of calculated falls...

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