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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It’s easy to do permanent damage when you’re temporarily upset.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Law enforcement must be the only profession where it’s considered normal to scream out your job title while you’re at work.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    you should always take the roads less traveled in life.

    unless those roads are lined with people telling you what a purdy mouth you got.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You can’t go out and buy pants unless you already have pants, so you can thank your first pair of pants for this.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If humans ever go to war with AI, we'll have to send coded messages to each other in the form of CAPTCHAS.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you dress up as a skeleton, you become a skeleton sandwich filled with skin.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It would be great if your body could store sleep hours, like sleep for 16 hours, than you could stay up for two days without getting tired.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
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  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Stop the world - it is time to get off.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.

    This reminded me.........
    My ex grew his beard right after we married at 19, when he turned 42 he shaved it off for the first time.
    I cried.
    I told him he didn't even look like the guy I married and I.did.not.like.it.one.little.bit.

    More than 15rs later and he never grew it back.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.

    I love my husband, but, he has an ugly but chin so I much prefer the stubble look
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    I wonder what happened to Xena. That was a random thought for reals.

    Lucy Lawless was in Parks And Rec as Ron's Wife at the end of the show. And still does a lot of TV work.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    What if you say it to someones face and then text them what you just said?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2018
    If one of Bruce Waynes parents lived, they would never have allowed him to spend millions of their money on his dream to be a "superhero".
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to give them a toaster for their bathtub?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Horses would be way more scary if they ate meat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Since a magnet can both attract and repel, many more men are "chick magnets" than they realize.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In the future Utopia, nobody has a job. In the future dystopia, nobody has a job.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer.".
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    "A mile a minute" sounds way faster than "60 miles per hour".
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