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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The thought of putting milk in a cup of water sounds actually horrendous until you add a tea bag into the equation.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In Forrest Gump, Bubba and Lieutenant Dan technically stole each other’s fates. Bubba died in Vietnam while Lieutenant Dan worked on a shrimping boat.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.

    Nah. I want all my time paid for, but I get to do with my time what I want.
  • Ironlady70
    Ironlady70 Posts: 777 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.

    Nah. I want all my time paid for, but I get to do with my time what I want.

    Do you have a list of what you want to do ?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Jumping is a staple action in a lot of video games. Yet in real life you almost never jump, let alone use it as a way to solve many problems.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cats probably wonder why fizzy drinks scream “*kitten* OFF” when they’re opened.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It is human to make a mistake, unless you make one in a Captcha.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    As a kid you avoid swearing in front of adults. As an adult you avoid swearing in front of kids.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We can't really expect to complete our New Year resolutions when the first thing we celebrate is dropping the ball.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Anyone who says you can't buy love has never been to a pet store.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's not enough rap songs about staying home at night and saving money.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    the worst part about having insomnia is having to eat all those spiders while you're still awake :(
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited December 2018
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...than a frontal lobotomy.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Pearl Harbor 77 years ago today. Thank you to all those who served then and serve now.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I wonder if glass coffins will be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
    This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    MrSunshinez wrote: »
    This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.

    Yes!
    Same for me only substitute 70’s for the 80’s. :#
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    MrSunshinez wrote: »
    This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.

    Yes!
    Same for me only substitute 70’s for the 80’s. :#

    Sometimes I wish I was born about 10 years earlier as the 70's seemed a lot cooler to be trippy!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In 10-15 years gamer dads will join the sports dads who "could've gone pro if it weren't for......."

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