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Random Thought For the Day
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The thought of putting milk in a cup of water sounds actually horrendous until you add a tea bag into the equation.1
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In Forrest Gump, Bubba and Lieutenant Dan technically stole each other’s fates. Bubba died in Vietnam while Lieutenant Dan worked on a shrimping boat.2
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“You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.1
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A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question.2
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Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone.4
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Jumping is a staple action in a lot of video games. Yet in real life you almost never jump, let alone use it as a way to solve many problems.3
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Cats probably wonder why fizzy drinks scream “*kitten* OFF” when they’re opened.3
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No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.2
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It is human to make a mistake, unless you make one in a Captcha.2
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As a kid you avoid swearing in front of adults. As an adult you avoid swearing in front of kids.2
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We can't really expect to complete our New Year resolutions when the first thing we celebrate is dropping the ball.1
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Anyone who says you can't buy love has never been to a pet store.2
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There's not enough rap songs about staying home at night and saving money.4
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the worst part about having insomnia is having to eat all those spiders while you're still awake3
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...than a frontal lobotomy.0
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Pearl Harbor 77 years ago today. Thank you to all those who served then and serve now.2
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I wonder if glass coffins will be a success?
Remains to be seen.1 -
This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.1
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MrSunshinez wrote: »This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.
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Same for me only substitute 70’s for the 80’s.
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honeybee__12 wrote: »MrSunshinez wrote: »This is my mind off of drugs. I'm wondering if it's the lingering after effects or if it's what I thought like before the 80's and can't remember.
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Same for me only substitute 70’s for the 80’s.
Sometimes I wish I was born about 10 years earlier as the 70's seemed a lot cooler to be trippy!1 -
In 10-15 years gamer dads will join the sports dads who "could've gone pro if it weren't for......."1
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