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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Millions of years of evolution has molded us into a species that has legitimate trouble figuring out what the *kitten* to eat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2017
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    Soon drones will be flying million's of pizza's above our heads all the time.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I think that I am going to start using the word ducking as an actual swear word from now on...just easier
  • cee134
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    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Soon drones will be flying million's of pizza's above our heads all the time.

    That means the likelihood of finding a random pizza on your way home will go up dramatically, and that is awesome.

    "Ma' Get my gun, another Pizza bird is flying by."
  • cee134
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I think that I am going to start using the word ducking as an actual swear word from now on...just easier

    That's ducking awesome.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you're drunk at noon, you're either living very well, or very poorly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There's no such thing as an un-cute puppy. Babies on the other hand...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    I'd rather be playing tennis
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There was the stone age, bronze and iron age so we must now be in the plastic age.
  • cee134
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    Dollar stores in the 1800's must have had some really fancy stuff.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first man who gave a colorful sparkly stone to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into.
  • cee134
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    When someone tells you to stop horsing around they're actually telling you to be stable.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,818 Member
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    we aren't learning from our mistakes. we aren't learning and remembering from history.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    Hypocrites and sinners are the ones to first point the finger
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Empty cop cars on the side of the road are like human scarecrows.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.

    You can't even begin to imagine the fear and disgust this brought to me
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Let's all be thankful that shoelaces aren't worms forced into slave labor.

    You can't even begin to imagine the fear and disgust this brought to me

    I can imagine it a little bit.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Hollywood should hype up a Groundhog Day sequel and then just play the original in theaters on opening day.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every Scooby-Doo episode would be two minutes long if the gang just went to the mask store first and asked a few relevant questions.

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