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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Humans built a space rocket with stuff we found in the dirt.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I really like old metal advertisement signs
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Hypocrites and sinners are the ones to first point the finger

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we'd probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you named your alcohol “Responsibly,” then your competitors would do all of your advertising for you.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Nothing says 'I love you' like saying "I love you".
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
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    If it really is the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Why is it that the second people walk into a Costco the completely forget how to act like they live in a civilized culture. Ugh
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The world would be much scarier if we couldn't tell which mountains were volcanoes.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    The country of Italy is only slightly larger than my home state of Arizona.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    If you think people you are hanging with talk bad about other people you know while you are there, think about what they say about you when you aren't.

    Scary.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Since most pop music has the lyrics and music written by someone else, most pop stars are just karaoke stars.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you drive too fast past a park/school, you are an *kitten*; if you drive too slowly, you are a creep.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Imagine how out of hand things would get if we didn't get hungover.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Only a couple generations will ever know the satisfaction of cleaning a trackball mouse and having it work properly again.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.
  • ptcampgymokc
    ptcampgymokc Posts: 318 Member
    edited October 2017
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    I want coffee... Yeah that is it. Oh and baked chicken.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Cantina Bartender in Star Wars didn't want the Droids in his bar because they take up space without buying alcohol.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I'm sure naming babies makes you think of all the people you've disliked.

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