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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Today would be a great day to dress up in a Slowpoke costume and go around trick or treating.

    @CanesGalactica

    I wish there was a "lol" option here. Alas, I look better in red than pink. :D
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Sometimes honesty isn't necessary.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When we drive we put an awful lot of trust in complete strangers.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
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    Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Chuck E Cheese is a casino for children.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    You can't get laid in a Porsche.
    But if you drive one, you'll get laid.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It would be awfully disappointing to travel to a distant star only to see it disappear enroute b/c we didn't know it was already gone until the light got to us.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When you get half a pickle with your sandwich, you are sharing a pickle with a stranger.
  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
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    I wish pancakes were more cake and less pan.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Most cat owners meow more than cats themselves.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Everybody's lips were probably so *kitten* chapped during the ice age.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Why is there an obsession with alliterative naming? Don't tacos and tiddies taste just as great on Fridays as Tuesdays or Thursdays? Does the new baby elephant at the zoo have to be an Eddie or an Ernie?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Elevators must feel like teleporters to a dog.
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    Jack was nimble and jack was quick, but jack tried to get slick and burnt his dick. :p:D
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    Jack was nimble and jack was quick, but jack tried to get slick and burnt his dick. :p:D

    There was a song by a guy called Judge Dread which had the line

    Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over a candle stick
    Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Baby gates are the exact equivalent to - This area is locked until you’ve gained more experience.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first actor who said "curses" while playing a villain may have just been reading the stage directions.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The only use of pennies is to avoid getting more.

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