Random Thought For the Day
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Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?0
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You eat a $5 bill?0
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liftorgohome wrote: »Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?
Some of them look like buttons0 -
Why is pudgy dressed like some of my dates?1
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SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »wanderingarcher wrote: »I’ve needed to say this but the “things you wanted to say to someone but didn’t” thread was closed, so...
If you be mine, I will so lay into you like that buffet I haven’t stopped at for two years. Every square inch.
There. Had to get it off my chest.
Now back to your regularly scheduled random thread...
All you can eat $5!
*gesticulating wildly with a Lincoln in each hand*
Pick me! Pick me!2 -
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SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »SurfyFoFurfy wrote: »wanderingarcher wrote: »I’ve needed to say this but the “things you wanted to say to someone but didn’t” thread was closed, so...
If you be mine, I will so lay into you like that buffet I haven’t stopped at for two years. Every square inch.
There. Had to get it off my chest.
Now back to your regularly scheduled random thread...
All you can eat $5!
*gesticulating wildly with a Lincoln in each hand*
Pick me! Pick me!
It's all about the Benjamins.......................................................
You said, "All you can eat $5!" This is a blatant bate and swish.0 -
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Every New Yorker in the Marvel Universe probably has PTSD at this point.2
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Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring milk in a cereal bowl and then realizing there’s no cereal.2
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$6 is not a bad price to eat a chicken you didn't have to raise and are not emotionally tied to.3
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liftorgohome wrote: »Why is pudgy dressed like some of my dates?
Your dates have good taste I guess1 -
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CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
Unless you're lactose intolerant...0 -
I owe you nothing0
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honeybee__12 wrote: »I owe you nothing
That's the same thing I say to the 7-11 clerk every day....It doesn't work.3 -
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liftorgohome wrote: »Why is it called a belly button if there's no button?
How can a freeway have tolls?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?0 -
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honeybee__12 wrote: »
LOL You lucked out on that one1 -
Some years ago, you pressed save on that nostalgic game without knowing that's your last save.0
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Whoever came up with the saying look at my thumb gee you're dumb?0
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MistressSara wrote: »I bought a box of powdered water but I didn’t know what to add. -Steven Wright [paraphrasing]
I usually add eggs to stuff when I don't know what to add.1 -
It would be great if TV shows had the option to turn off background laughter.2
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I have a rather weird taste in men...0
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