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Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away!
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away!

    A thrown apple has further reach than bad breath.

    Just sayin'.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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    Not really, I imagined you wuz a pr0n stah.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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    Not really, I imagined you wuz a pr0n stah.

    :joy: Then you imagined correctly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's weird how we think of ourselves as unique individuals, but when we meet someone from a different culture or region, we consider them as representative of their entire community.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Now when making fun of things for being wildly out dated we get to say "It's 2019, not 1920."
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Now when making fun of things for being wildly out dated we get to say "It's 2019, not 1920."

    1820 is still relevant too.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dogs probably think you just go walking all day without them.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I have recorded terabytes of missed movies and tv I will probably never watch...
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...

    For romaine, tho?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...

    I do.

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    I love a good wedge salad.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bad handwriting is like mumbling on paper.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's a crime that Danny DeVito has not yet been cast in a live action "Jetsons" remake as Spacely Sprocket.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People would rather believe in aliens creating everything, than accepting that ancient civilizations weren't dumb.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    People would rather accept that ancient civilizations where dumb, and believe aliens created everything...which they did.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...

    Sorry that should have read "No one I know..."
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Biscuits and gravy is just one form of flour and milk poured onto another form of flour and milk.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...

    Sorry that should have read "No one I know..."

    :'( I thought we were friends....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    With how many streaming services there are it won’t be long before someone bundles them all together and we end up with Cable TV again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.

    I was thinking on this yesterday
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Underwater bubbles are reverse water droplets.
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    Pliers are amazing things. Think of the little annoying things you could not do without pliers. Pliers make the world a happier place.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it.

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