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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The biggest downside to cell phones is that instead of an argument being over when you leave for work, now - thanks to texting - the argument can continue All. *kitten*. Day.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions, you know it's getting serious.
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions, you know it's getting serious.

    The moment someone asks for the board game instructions it's no longer about the game. ;)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.

    Sometimes, I wish some people would speed up the process...
  • ssss6813
    ssss6813 Posts: 74 Member
    I think I have finally figured out that *Kitten* is used instead of a swear word on this forum, am I right? I'm still not sure
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    ssss6813 wrote: »
    I think I have finally figured out that *Kitten* is used instead of a swear word on this forum, am I right? I'm still not sure

    *kitten* yeah you're right! Get this gal a *kitten* cookie, she deserves it!
    :wink:
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    ssss6813 wrote: »
    I think I have finally figured out that *Kitten* is used instead of a swear word on this forum, am I right? I'm still not sure

    Yes. The filter on the forums changes swear words to kitten. It started as an april fools joke a couple years back and stuck
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Water is a crazy *kitten*. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your *kitten*, but you need it to live.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If 'ice cold' water is really ice cold, it would just be ice.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People purposely destroy public bathrooms and then walk around like they are normal human beings.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every plant grown in the capital of Belgium was once a Brussels sprout.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    If 'ice cold' water is really ice cold, it would just be ice.

    what about melting point, that's kinda a grey area
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If 'ice cold' water is really ice cold, it would just be ice.

    what about melting point, that's kinda a grey area

    Like for iron?
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    The oreos candy bar is really good!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you give somebody a penny for their thoughts, you get 100% profit when they give you their two cents.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Adulthood is realizing that the bottom bunk is actually the better choice.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2018
    The weather in England is so terrible, the Beatles made a song about the sun coming out like it was a miracle.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2018
    Ketchup or catsup?
  • New2ket0
    New2ket0 Posts: 345 Member
    I am not having anyone tell me what I can or can’t do anymore! 😡
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If only Bob Ross was still alive, we could be watching him paint in 4K.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Using your money to buy a virtual currency in a video game is like trading regular cash for Monopoly money.
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    Brown orchids are beautiful!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.

    and they would probably burn you at the steak

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