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There was once a marketing person tasked with coming up with a super catchy catchphrase for a new hit breakfast cereal's character, who was a talking cartoon tiger. They showed up to the meeting with "They're great."2
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First things first is a stupid saying.1
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Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people.3
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I wonder if worm holes are real......3
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.
and they would probably burn you at the steak
upond reading this again, this should be stake :0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.
and they would probably burn you at the steak
I have a horse named mayo...
Mayo neighs.
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Why do people drive on parkways and park in driveways?1
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Capt_Merica wrote: »Why do people drive on parkways and park in driveways?
And ships carry cargo while cars carry shipments?1 -
Random Song Of The Day https://youtu.be/7a3DGP65m2o1
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Saying “He died surrounded by his friends and family” would take on a much darker tone during a zombie apocalypse.3
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The Jedi must go through a ton of robes because they're always stripping them off before combat and just leaving them there.1
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Only famous people get assassinated, everyone else gets murdered.0
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Everyone thinks they are original and unique until they have to create a username.2
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Was fun while it lasted but my sitting around and waiting time is over. Wish it had a happier ending. See ya later alligators.1
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Eating fat doesn't make you fat who knew??0
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