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  • Capt_Merica
    Capt_Merica Posts: 122 Member
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    The more I try to be good, the more life throws its "lets be evil" curveball my way.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    I always wondered what my profession would be were I to be alive 200 years ago

    SAHM probably. That woulda been sketch

    ETA - for me, not you

    Was that english?

    Stay At Home Mom - That would have been sketchy

    Edited To Add - (this profession would be) for me, not you
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Samsung can put an entire pen in their phone yet Apple can't keep a headphone jack in theirs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The reason why Waldo wears a stripped sweater is because he does not want to be spotted.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
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    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...baffle them with Bullsh!t!!
  • PaigeyPoo28
    PaigeyPoo28 Posts: 404 Member
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    dblbbl88 wrote: »
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...baffle them with Bullsh!t!!

    why is this my new life quote?!
  • PaigeyPoo28
    PaigeyPoo28 Posts: 404 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The reason why Waldo wears a stripped sweater is because he does not want to be spotted.

    Hey what the hell?! My life is forever changed <3 LOL
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything is obviously no longer taught.
    I miss the old fashioned manners.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
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    Never hold your farts in....they travel up your spine and into your brain...and that's where shi!ty ideas come from...
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

    I am more of an "oops, I grounded myself, cant go at all" kinda gal
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Positive drug test and outstanding arrest warrant sound like good things.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The world’s largest vinyl recycling plant has broken the most records.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I don’t give a *kitten* what they think,
    I am who I am.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People holding open doors for you is either a very nice gesture or a very annoying gesture depending upon how far away you are from the door.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The phrase "don't you dare" sounds normal but if we say "do not you dare" it sounds weird.

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