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Random Thought For the Day
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honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?0 -
TheMrWobbly wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
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Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?2
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honeybee__12 wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.2 -
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Actually here is one I pondered earlier today and even posted on my wall.
I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?
Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?
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Today I'll reach for the stars.
Perhaps vertically...
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Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾♀️0
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The first time I did my own laundry it took me a month... Everything said "wash separately."honeybee__12 wrote: »
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I hate stomach cramps but they are how I know I am alive. If I am processing waste then I am taking in nutrition and I can use that nutrition to do something I like.0
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seriously,,,,,,,,,,0 -
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SJWs of the 1400s...
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What in the fat fishes fabulous phenomenal Fahrvergnügen *kitten* is going on?0
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We're all okay... really.
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Don't Start No *kitten* ,
And There wont be no *kitten* ,
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Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?
There was an old Twilight Zone about a guy that invented this machine so he could hear trees and plants. He went insane when he listened to a tree being cut down by another man. I think the original story was by Ray Bradbury.1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »
Sounds like the lead-in to a bad joke: A chef, a butler, and a maid walk into a bar. . .2 -
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You would think that flies would have a more interesting common name0
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Haha so true!0
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Lalabrucey is hot1
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Need a female companion0
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