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Random Thought For the Day

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  • Posts: 2,542 Member
    Someone stop me.
    Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
    I know it’s wrong but good grief,
    what’s an old lady to do?

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
  • Posts: 15,688 Member

    So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !

    Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?
  • Posts: 2,061 Member

    O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
    So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).

    We were married 35yrs,
    lived together since we were 17,
    I trust him with my life.

    I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
    I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.




    If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.
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    Actually here is one I pondered earlier today and even posted on my wall.

    I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?

    Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?

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  • Posts: 883 Member
    Today I'll reach for the stars.


    Perhaps vertically...

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  • Posts: 3,424 Member
    Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾‍♀️
  • Posts: 8 Member
    I hate stomach cramps but they are how I know I am alive. If I am processing waste then I am taking in nutrition and I can use that nutrition to do something I like.
  • Posts: 15,688 Member
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    SJWs of the 1400s...

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  • Posts: 9 Member
    What in the fat fishes fabulous phenomenal Fahrvergnügen *kitten* is going on?
  • Posts: 883 Member
    We're all okay... really.

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  • Posts: 22,001 Member
    Don't Start No *kitten* ,
    And There wont be no *kitten* ,

    Anonymous Cowpoke
  • Posts: 342 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?

    There was an old Twilight Zone about a guy that invented this machine so he could hear trees and plants. He went insane when he listened to a tree being cut down by another man. I think the original story was by Ray Bradbury.
  • Posts: 342 Member
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    Sounds like the lead-in to a bad joke: A chef, a butler, and a maid walk into a bar. . .
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    edited December 2019
    You would think that flies would have a more interesting common name
  • Posts: 244 Member
    Haha so true!
  • Posts: 292 Member
    Lalabrucey is hot
  • Posts: 13 Member
    Need a female companion

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