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  • AutumnEffect4
    AutumnEffect4 Posts: 1 Member
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    Laughing 100 times is equivalent to 15 minutes of exercise on a stationary bike.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If the apocalypse ever happens its going to ruin someone's birthday.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    We're living in the golden age of laughing at AI doing stupid things like writing nonsense dialog and failing at video games. It never existed before us and won't exist once AI gets good enough to not make mistakes. Our children will never know the joy of laughing at computers being dumb.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    Laughter actually is a medicine, releasing dopamine, endorphins, and growth hormone.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People accidentally make a baby all the time but no one ever accidentally makes a pizza.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    Circles are one of the least occurring shapes in the natural world, and one of the most used in design.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Horses are running around on their fingernails.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Your future self is talking *kitten* about you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Coffee with Soy Milk is just bean water mixed with bean water.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People say a photograph is good if it looks like a painting, but a painting is good if it looks like a photograph.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    If the plural of goose is geese, why is not the plural of moose meese? And, if the plural of mouse is mice, why is not the plural of house hice?
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    Life is not supposed to be easy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If someone from 1980 traveled to 2018 and heard the term "SkyMall", they would think it was something infinitely cooler than it is.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If someone from 1980 traveled to 2018 and heard the term "SkyMall", they would think it was something infinitely cooler than it is.

    Always thought these were amazing - Artist created these cards for the 1900's World's Fair as a prediction of future technology and advances. Pretty spot on with some of this before these were even close to reality.

    https://publicdomainreview.org/collections/france-in-the-year-2000-1899-1910/
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    Did the lady behind me pay for the lady behind her and did she pay for the person behind her ? I wonder how far it went before someone just ended it
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Your tongue’s ability to detect hair is underrated.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You have to admire the stability of the Mushroom Kingdom while their ruler is kidnapped.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People in sitcoms never laugh at each other's jokes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Being a pilot is like being a cool bus driver, but a lame astronaut.

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