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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.

    HAhah Kinda like watching people at work spend 30 minutes trying not to do a 10 minute job !
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    Most left click with the right hand.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Everybody is gangsta until the cockroach starts flying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Bees are soldiers willing to die for their cause. Wasps are just psychopaths.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Sleeping Beauty must have been terrified the first time she went back to sleep.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there *kitten* it up.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Reading a book under a tree seems nice to us, but for a tree it's taunting them with the shredded flesh of their family.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
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    When I drive through certain parts of town there are a lot of people walking around. Do they not have jobs????
  • Krissy_Renae
    Krissy_Renae Posts: 150 Member
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    It doesn't matter if I intentionally park far, far away in an empty lot... they will find you and park all around you...
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    When you clean out your vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    How to become a martial arts expert: walk into a spiders web.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Shows with laugh tracks would actually be funny if the laugh track was replaced with the sound of just one guy laughing hysterically.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties

    Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Creamsicle and chop chop would make great pet names for hopefully my 2 new kitties

    Or Orange and Banana and you could constantly tell that Knock Knock Joke.

    :D i actually like this idea

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