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Random Thought For the Day
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TarryTaffy wrote: »I'm home unpacking all day... love that I found a 4-pk of Guinness in the catacombs of the car.
To that end...
I can relate to this !1 -
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Things that were once satire in popular television have now come to be reality0
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People, people read it again slowly...
(anti gravity...can't put it down...) ahhhhh...lol3 -
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honeybee__12 wrote: »
Sorry honeybee__12 Thought I went a little tooo dry with that one... Sometimes they sound a lot funnier in my head.3 -
I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......2 -
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler0
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One thing about baldness... it's neat.
Less hair to comb but more face to wash.3 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................
I can actually visualize you thinking like that.0 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................
I can actually visualize you thinking like that.
What exactly are you saying?
Lol 😂
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honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................
I can actually visualize you thinking like that.
What exactly are you saying?
Lol 😂
Ponder it.1 -
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honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................
I can actually visualize you thinking like that.
What exactly are you saying?
Lol 😂
Ponder it.
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honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »I’m so confused...............
Can we show boob cleavage or not?
Is it a quality issue?
A volume issue?
I feel sure more people would like me if I whipped em out.
Lololol.......I joke......
I wouldn't like you any more or any less.
You should explore that which careens about your mind though.
I’ll try.......................
I can actually visualize you thinking like that.
What exactly are you saying?
Lol 😂
Ponder it.
There it is.1 -
My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.
My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...
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TarryTaffy wrote: »My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.
My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...
Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »TarryTaffy wrote: »My thinking that I'm heartier than the average human is overrated. Today, it's finally hit me smack-dab in the middle of the face, literally. My body is so bloody sore from head to toe & I'm on day 2 of a migraine, that I can barely function. Got up to get a water, Ibuprofin, espresso & am fighting extreme desire to toss my lunch (which I never ate), so can't even make espresso... upright position seems to upset my entire being, so I have to retreat to prone position pronto. I feel 100-yrs old today & as a tough IR-IC I'm not one to easily cry, but I'm fighting that desire, as well... F you, humanism.
My goal is tomorrow I'll feel like 80, so I can get out to the stores to buy some kitchenware. I bought some food, but nothing to prepare it with or cook it in. Dang... I need a husband to call to p/u a potato masher & rosemary. Maybe in 2020...
Big hugs, I hope you're feeling better soon lovely 🤗
TY, kindly Jo.
I'm fine, just have a penchant for over-exaggeration... or so the under-exaggerators tell me... F them.
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Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?2 -
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i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exeshoneybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exeshoneybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
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Motorsheen wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »
i'm sure there's likely better man to meet somewhere? I always disliked the concept of people going back to their exeshoneybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
Well,,,, we’re still best friends and neither of us are dating.
At my age, meeting someone else that I trust and am attracted to is just about impossible.
He’s so tempting..........
Hahahaha!
You totally cracked me up with this one! 😂
It’s perfect! Thank you!1 -
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I should gel my hair completely and wear it like a helmet1
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