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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    One of the most freeing feelings is when the police car behind you finally turns onto a different road.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    We feel superior to animals that will chase a laser pointer light, but if a giant beam of light suddenly appeared on Earth humans would definitely go check it out.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Tom Hanks’ email signature ought to be, “Thanks, - T. Hanks”
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    By law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    OK is a stick figure laying on its back.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    OK is a stick figure laying on its back.

    I'll never see it any other way now.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    edited May 2018
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    Why did Corey Hart wear his sunglasses at night? I cant make out the rest of the words to the song.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »
    Why did Corey Hart wear his sunglasses at night? I cant make out the rest of the words to the song.

    So he can:
    "Watch you weave then breathe your story lines"
    "Keep track of the visions in my eyes"
    "Forget my name while you collect your claim"
    "See the light that's right before my eyes"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Somewhere someone is slaving over the PS5 logo and how to distinguish the 5 from the S tastefully.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If vegeance is sweet , and revenge is a dish best served cold. Then we are talking about ice cream.

    I like you for this. :grimace:
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    Depending on one’s POV, I’m either a terrible friend or a great friend.
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    If your dog thinks your his master because you feed him, does your dog think the pizza guy is your master?
  • hoofman04
    hoofman04 Posts: 69 Member
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    Its Friday time to drink a couple beers!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    If Fig Newton's are fruit & cake, what the H is fruitcake?
  • RLWatson70
    RLWatson70 Posts: 360 Member
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    Did you know that 5 out of 4 people are not good at math?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Any employer that requires you to have a “Rock Star Attitude” seem to be completely unaware as to how actual rock stars act.

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