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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Whoever coined the phrase "*kitten* hitting the fan" must have had a terrible experience.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,131 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Whoever coined the phrase "*kitten* hitting the fan" must have had a terrible experience.

    Lmao.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    We weren't given participation ribbons as kids because we couldn't cope with our disappointment; we were given them because our parents couldn't.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt for food anymore…. I don’t even know where sandwiches live.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    ^^you got dirty dishes ?
  • Zoom_over
    Zoom_over Posts: 11 Member
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    My best friend used to know how to play 4 different instruments, in three different languages.
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    Sex is like credit
    Some get it some dont
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Office shows us that interesting characters and good writing matter much more than a good setting.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Was Bingo the name of the farmer or the dog?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Robots can do anything we set their mind to.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Every pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while you eat it.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    ***Youngest kiddo gets credit for this***

    The bigger bed that you buy the more bed room you will have, but the less bedroom you will have.
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    If at first you don’t succeed, dont try skydiving
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
  • AnnieH_4512
    AnnieH_4512 Posts: 1,421 Member
    edited April 2018
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    I just realized today that the New Kids on the Block have been around for thirty years. THIRTY.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2018
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    taylormom79 wrote: »
    I just realized today that the New Kids on the Block have been around for thirty years. THIRTY.

    WTF!!!

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  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Not everyone is confident in their beauty.
    Shame on those who pick on people for their choice of pictures that they post.

    <3<3<3
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    George Orwell's idea that a future dystopian society would rant in hatred for two minutes every day seems almost cute in retrospect.

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