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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    When a pregnant woman goes swimming she becomes a human submarine.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If your neighbors have wind-chimes,
    you have wind-chimes.

    If your neighbors have barking outside dogs, you have barking outside dogs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    With great power comes great electricity bills.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly,
    why did it fall off?

    Maybe she tripped a bit on the stairs

    Today I learned:

    CLAIM: Cinderella’s slippers were made of fur in the original versions of the fairy tale, but they became glass slippers in later versions as the result of a mistranslation.


    STATUS: FALSE.

    Finally, the glass slipper is peculiar to Perrault’s telling of the story, which is one of the world’s best-known and most widely distributed folktales. In most versions, Cinderella is helped by her dead mother, who reappears as a domestic animal, typically a cow or goat, rather than her fairy godmother; often, she makes three visits to a ball, festival, or church; and her true identity is revealed by a ring that will not fit anyone’s finger but hers.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/glass-slippers/
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2018
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    North American Dogs live in an Utopian world where all strangers love them.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited March 2018
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    I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Are there actually people who cannot tell the difference between digiorno and delivery?

    There are people that eat laundry detergent. So I'm betting yes.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited March 2018
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    No one has ever been in an empty room.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Your weird may be my normal.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Ninja Turtles probably smelled terrible.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Dinosaurs came before chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. Therefore, the egg came before the chicken.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Archaeopteryx came before the chicken
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Are there actually people who cannot tell the difference between digiorno and delivery?

    :D Technically, Digiorno delivers now.

    :D
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I stand by my statement.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Kids today will never know that unique smell of Blockbuster which was kinda like a mixture of candy and carpet.

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