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  • honeybee__12
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I knew I was having a bad day when the girl at the coffee house said " have good day..." and I said "stop telling me what to do!"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The human body has 206 bones, but humans still think their dogs love them for no hidden reason. :D
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Saying that your home is powered by a wireless Nuclear fusion reactor that is 93 Million miles away sounds way cooler than just saying you have solar panels on your roof.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Saying a curse word is a lot more serious in Harry Potter.
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  • cee134
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    Every time you say 1, you technically counted to 1.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Most video games prevent you from sleeping when danger is nearby. Think about that next time you can't fall asleep at night for no reason.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The motivational phrase "There is always someone worse off than you" isn't true for one poor person.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    So many beautifully wrapped packages, but alas most are empty.
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  • honeybee__12
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    I’m thinking that if people drove their sports cars in RL like they do in commericials they’d constantly be buying tires and some of those suckers are $500. a tire!
    Every time you’d burn em off you’d be burnin’ money.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    Alcohol is not the problem, tea is. I had been drinking with my mates all night at the pub, came home at 3am a was really happy and ready to go to sleep, but nooooo! My wife, who had been drinking tea, was going absolutely crazy, throwing things, shouting at the top of her voice. If you can't handle your tea - please stop.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    Alcohol is not the problem, tea is. I had been drinking with my mates all night at the pub, came home at 3am a was really happy and ready to go to sleep, but nooooo! My wife, who had been drinking tea, was going absolutely crazy, throwing things, shouting at the top of her voice. If you can't handle your tea - please stop.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If robots can’t identify stop signs or traffic lights in captcha images, maybe self driving cars are a bad idea.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The reason why older music is considered better then today is because usually only good music from that era is preserved.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If two stutterers meet, there is a big chance of one of them thinking that the other is making fun of them.
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