Random Thought For the Day

Fizzysgirl

What's love got to do with it?

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yukfoo

Before the internet. I had stare out the window to laugh at strangers...

s131951

I am trying to imagine what a room full or Pee-Wee Hermans laughing would sound like.

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yukfoo

Is it ironic that people need their glasses to see but need to see to fix their glasses ? Hmmm.

Mewwwww

Being a switch r difficurt.

honeybee__12

4legsRbetterthan2

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Maybe we need a parenting meme thead! All the mommies and daddies can commiserate.

yukfoo

Today I learned.
During covid you can only sneeze into you own elbow.

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ReenieHJ

I spent too much time in my life being attracted to a bad boy.

NorthStar77

Why do women open their mouths when applying mascara?
Does it stretch their eyelids or something?

yukfoo

Finally...I can stop complaining about how cold it is... And start complaining about how hot is.

Analog_Kid

Let's face it...most people aren't very good at their job.

honeybee__12

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SoonerFanForLife

Why is it easier to wake up early (no alarm required) on the weekends than it is on a Monday (3 alarms required)?

yukfoo

Happy Canada day to all proud Canadians!

yukfoo

I feel bad that I've never felt remorse...

yukfoo

I once hurt a friend with a careless lie. I learned a valuable lesson about lying more convincingly.

vanityy99

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RLWatson70

If you eat too much cheese it can clog up your butt, be careful. 😑

yukfoo

I love summer... it's the best 17 days of the year !!

honeybee__12

Damn you gravity! 🤬

honeybee__12

Talk’s cheap

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yukfoo

All my life I've had only one dream. To achieve my many goals...

honeybee__12

There’s no one on the threads.
Everyone knows you can’t get IT over the internet right? 😂😂😂