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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  • soupy5813
    soupy5813 Posts: 24 Member
    Can I wear my daysack at night?

    Do left handed people have the same trouble with right handed threads as right handed people do with left handed threads?

    When the first human milked a cow.... what the *kitten* were they thinking?
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Isn't chicken salad kinda the same as egg salad? Just in its' younger days?
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Isn't chicken salad kinda the same as egg salad? Just in its' younger days?

    😂
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Sometimes, the best place you can be is in your own head. B)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Sometimes, the best place you can be is in your own head. B)

    Or in someone else's.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Somewhere there’s a man who doesn’t realize everything he’s missing by not being with me.
    LOL 😂
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    Sometimes, the best place you can be is in your own head. B)

    Or in someone else's.

    I lurve the way you think. <3
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    When we're running we put on extra special clothes so people don't think we are running away from home.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Two things a cowgirl never forgets. The people who crossed her and the people who were there when she was down and out. Much love, y'all.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited September 2020
    Just when I was feeling ignored,
    my old friend “the disagreer” popped up and reminded me they still care.
    I feel better, validated, noticed. 😍

    esadmf
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Where you end up matters more than where you are today. Don't gamble with the future. With every day and year that goes by the ground grows colder. Act now without delay.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Anybody want to mow the lawn for me? You have to pick up the dog poop first. And all the tennis balls. I'll be inside if you need me.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I’m ready for a nap 😴
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I picked a boatload of 'just barely starting to ripen' tomatoes last night because they predicted a frost. I covered another couple plants.
    Great, now my kitchen shelves are loaded with tomatoes and there was no frost. :)
    Note to self for next gardening season: do NOT buy 6 tomato plants.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    One generation plants the trees and another gets the smoke.


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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    I kissed a squirrel and I liked it.

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I am heartbroken and disappointed that so many are willing to give up, roll over and expose their bellies.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    You can have all of the gear and no idear

    You can have the answers to absolutely everything and still not be able to do anything
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Random Thoughts

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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Each one of us will see life through different eyes and that's the way we should express it. Just the way we see it.
    Stop editing yourself and your life.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    tf is goin on with gwen stefani’s face
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    tf is goin on with gwen stefani’s face

    Botox overload
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I miss being someone’s crush. 😢
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited September 2020
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    I miss being someone’s crush. 😢

    I’ll be your crush, if you’ll have me. 😘

    Er, will you be my crush?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2020
    Watch a movie or pull weeds?

    Going with movie, it just started raining 🙂

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