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  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
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    Womanvsfood18 wrote: »
    Don’t help people online, there’s some crazies out there 🥴🤣

    But you also meet some really good people. To me the "crazies" are the people who do not help others.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Sometimes people are like horses.
    When you stand face to face with them they won’t have anything to do with you, but as soon as you turn your back to them they’re standing right behind you, breathing down your neck.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If people on deserted islands didn't clean their "help" signs before they leave, A rescue would land and look for hours for someone that's no longer there.
  • dana_fuchs
    dana_fuchs Posts: 4 Member
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    if you crave some chips, but you're counting calories: don't weigh the bowl of chips but weigh each chip separately. They will come in at 0 g a piece... you can multiply that however often you want, you're still gonna end up with 0 g and 0 calories :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The thought of putting milk in a cup of water sounds actually horrendous until you add a tea bag into the equation.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    In Forrest Gump, Bubba and Lieutenant Dan technically stole each other’s fates. Bubba died in Vietnam while Lieutenant Dan worked on a shrimping boat.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.

    Nah. I want all my time paid for, but I get to do with my time what I want.
  • Ironlady70
    Ironlady70 Posts: 777 Member
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    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    “You have too much free time” is an insult, even though it’s the one thing everyone universally strives for.

    Nah. I want all my time paid for, but I get to do with my time what I want.

    Do you have a list of what you want to do ?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Jumping is a staple action in a lot of video games. Yet in real life you almost never jump, let alone use it as a way to solve many problems.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cats probably wonder why fizzy drinks scream “*kitten* OFF” when they’re opened.
  • honeybee__12
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It is human to make a mistake, unless you make one in a Captcha.

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