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  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,570 Member
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    I wish I could sell all the booze I get as holiday gifts
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If pigs could fly their wings would probably taste really good.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If you go from high school to college to being a teacher you essentially have the same annual schedule your entire life.
    My friend did this, and went to teach at the High School she attended.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away!
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away but an onion a day keeps everyone away!

    A thrown apple has further reach than bad breath.

    Just sayin'.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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    Not really, I imagined you wuz a pr0n stah.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    I just imagine every person on forums is a stripper trying to have a normal life and conversations that don't always revolve around them being a stripper.

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    Not really, I imagined you wuz a pr0n stah.

    :joy: Then you imagined correctly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It's weird how we think of ourselves as unique individuals, but when we meet someone from a different culture or region, we consider them as representative of their entire community.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Now when making fun of things for being wildly out dated we get to say "It's 2019, not 1920."
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Now when making fun of things for being wildly out dated we get to say "It's 2019, not 1920."

    1820 is still relevant too.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Dogs probably think you just go walking all day without them.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    I have recorded terabytes of missed movies and tv I will probably never watch...
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    No one gets cravings for iceberg lettuce...

    For romaine, tho?

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