Random Thought For the Day

Diatonic12

In your youth, did you ever attend a bivouac and eat s'mores. I still don't understand the hoopla over s'mores. I'd rather eat pinecones and old tennis shoes.

honeybee__12

I see a TV ad for an adventure show.
A guy says,
“I’ve spent the last 20 years of my life dedicated to finding out who was actually the first person to make it to the top of Mt Everest.”

I wonder, “REALLY?, WHY?”

yukfoo

Subway bread is not bread, Irish court rules
Judge finds that sugar content of US chain’s sandwiches exceeds stipulated limit and they should thus be classified as confectionery.

Hah! I knew it!

Diatonic12

When running we put on our extra special running clothes so people won't think we're running from a hold-up at the local liquor store.

Motorsheen

Diatonic12 wrote: »

When running we put on our extra special running clothes so people won't think we're running from a hold-up at the local liquor store.

So, the next time I rob a liquor store, I should wear my running gear ?


It might really be a great disguise.

.... I knew there was a reason I liked you.

brustmannzwei

Sometimes pain is nice. I’ll spare the gross details but...

I find it extremely enjoyable hopping into an almost too hot shower and standing under the shower head, set on spray, and letting the water rinse over road rash until the affected (not infected) area starts to itch and tingle, and the area around it becomes so itchy it’s near unbearable.

Then, placing the road rash directly in the line of Water spray so it feels like pins and needles stabbing it to the point it hurts but itches and the surrounding skin almost goes from itching to tickling.

Follow that up with a slow, but Semi firm, wipe Of a loofa to really clean it off, hopping out of the shower and another firmer, but gentle, wipe of a soft cloth.... I’m in heaven.

Diatonic12

@Motorsheen You're rubbing off on me. There's a thread, how do you track this wine. All I can think about is ...

ermengarde22

brustmannzwei wrote: »

Sometimes pain is nice. I’ll spare the gross details but...

I find it extremely enjoyable hopping into an almost too hot shower and standing under the shower head, set on spray, and letting the water rinse over road rash until the affected (not infected) area starts to itch and tingle, and the area around it becomes so itchy it’s near unbearable.

Then, placing the road rash directly in the line of Water spray so it feels like pins and needles stabbing it to the point it hurts but itches and the surrounding skin almost goes from itching to tickling.

Follow that up with a slow, but Semi firm, wipe Of a loofa to really clean it off, hopping out of the shower and another firmer, but gentle, wipe of a soft cloth.... I’m in heaven.

i also enjoy certain types of pain

Motorsheen

sweet_ermengarde wrote: »

brustmannzwei wrote: »

Sometimes pain is nice. I’ll spare the gross details but...

I find it extremely enjoyable hopping into an almost too hot shower and standing under the shower head, set on spray, and letting the water rinse over road rash until the affected (not infected) area starts to itch and tingle, and the area around it becomes so itchy it’s near unbearable.

Then, placing the road rash directly in the line of Water spray so it feels like pins and needles stabbing it to the point it hurts but itches and the surrounding skin almost goes from itching to tickling.

Follow that up with a slow, but Semi firm, wipe Of a loofa to really clean it off, hopping out of the shower and another firmer, but gentle, wipe of a soft cloth.... I’m in heaven.

i also enjoy certain types of pain

Diatonic12

Diatonic12

Conditioning at home

Diatonic12

How often should you bathe

Diatonic12

@Motorsheen

Get out there and have some fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

Diatonic12

Trust your gut. Your first impression is usually right. Don't overthink it. Stop editing yourself.
When you feel that gut punch like the wind is being knocked out of you, Stop and look all around you. If you're livin' in a big ole city that might mean underneath your vehicle. Out in the country, it might mean a grizz is tracking you. Out ahead of you but circles back around you and is hot on your trail. Never ever underestimate a grizzly's personality. They're the top of the food chain.

Stay focused and never take your eye off the ball. Your life might depend on it.

honeybee__12

slimgirljo15

@motorsheen would be drooling..

BLT on sourdough for breakfast

Inspirationalwaterjug

WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !

honeybee__12

heytimsla wrote: »

WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !

Why do they have those creepy super sharp teeth?

siyeonsimpp

Ok I have a few:

1. Yes I have W.A.P. Wasted Academic Potential.
2. I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself" what do you want like my trauma or my favorite color? Be specific.
3. Who tf looked at the middle finger and said "ayo this *kitten* kind of offensive"? Facts.
4. A treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree "here I killed your friend, hold him."
5. "My body is so needy, I need water, I need food" how bout you shut the f**k up and take this oreo?

I didn't make these up so please don't judge me ;-;

Diatonic12

https://www.uaex.edu/environment-nature/wildlife/docs/The_Opossum_Its_Amazing_Story.pdf

It's vewy, vewy quiet around here. Are they out hunting siwwy wabbits.

4Phoenix

RE: Prancersize.....she is adorable at being her authentic self.

Diatonic12

I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.

Motorsheen

Diatonic12 wrote: »

I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.

I always just picture her naked.



.... except for her ankle-weights and earrings.

*shrug

Diatonic12

Ooo brother.

Just crow like a rooster at sunrise and whenever else the mood strikes you.

FourWindsWalker

Diatonic12

@Motorsheen
We used to have these fish posters all over the house. Someone from the South came up, covered their eyes and slapped their hand back randomly on one and dully said...Ooo, don't tell me. It's a bluegill.

Diatonic12

Random Thought

I will carry a bottle of listerine to my dentist's office and tell him I will gargle if he will.

Diatonic12

Rando

I'm going to call that guy on tv who's selling miracle water and tell him he needs to get an honest job.

Diatonic12

I will put on my Nikes and Just Do whatever I want to. Those shoes give you permission to do everything on your own terms.

honeybee__12