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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @motorsheen would be drooling..

    BLT on sourdough for breakfast
  • Inspirationalwaterjug
    Inspirationalwaterjug Posts: 384 Member
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    WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    heytimsla wrote: »
    WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !

    Why do they have those creepy super sharp teeth?
  • siyeonsimpp
    siyeonsimpp Posts: 211 Member
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    Ok I have a few:

    1. Yes I have W.A.P. Wasted Academic Potential.
    2. I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself" what do you want like my trauma or my favorite color? Be specific.
    3. Who tf looked at the middle finger and said "ayo this *kitten* kind of offensive"? Facts.
    4. A treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree "here I killed your friend, hold him."
    5. "My body is so needy, I need water, I need food" how bout you shut the f**k up and take this oreo?

    I didn't make these up so please don't judge me ;-;
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    https://www.uaex.edu/environment-nature/wildlife/docs/The_Opossum_Its_Amazing_Story.pdf

    It's vewy, vewy quiet around here. Are they out hunting siwwy wabbits.
  • 4Phoenix
    4Phoenix Posts: 236 Member
    edited October 2020
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    RE: Prancersize.....she is adorable at being her authentic self.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.

    I always just picture her naked.



    .... except for her ankle-weights and earrings.

    *shrug
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Ooo brother.

    Just crow like a rooster at sunrise and whenever else the mood strikes you.

  • FourWindsWalker
    FourWindsWalker Posts: 143 Member
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited October 2020
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    @Motorsheen
    We used to have these fish posters all over the house. Someone from the South came up, covered their eyes and slapped their hand back randomly on one and dully said...Ooo, don't tell me. It's a bluegill.

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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Random Thought

    I will carry a bottle of listerine to my dentist's office and tell him I will gargle if he will.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Rando

    I'm going to call that guy on tv who's selling miracle water and tell him he needs to get an honest job.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    I will put on my Nikes and Just Do whatever I want to. Those shoes give you permission to do everything on your own terms.

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
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    I need to find a way to become filthy rich.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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