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  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,358Member Member Posts: 16,358Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.

    Its not about me Cee, its all those other loon toons out there
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member
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    I just can't help it......
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 1,600Member Member Posts: 1,600Member Member
    I can be strange if I want
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 525Member Member Posts: 525Member Member
    If "The Simpsons'"characters had aged in real time, Homer would be 62 years old, Marge 61, Bart 36, Lisa 34, Maggie 26, and Santa’s Little Helper would be 196 in dog years.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    There are tons of people in the world who are passionate about things that you don’t even know exist.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    Hot fudge is ice cream gravy.
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 525Member Member Posts: 525Member Member
    D'oh!! Stupid universe!!! Why do my actions have to have consequences!!??
    edited June 19
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member
    The phone conversation we had was tedious and irritating but I think it’s good for reminding me why we had to divorce. :#
  • LeeanreLeeanre Posts: 142Member, Premium Member Posts: 142Member, Premium Member
    Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes do not have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tip finger...
    edited June 19
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    50/50 odds doesn't seems so bad until you attempt to plug in a USB cable.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    You know coffee is a big deal when millions of people have a dedicated table for it and don't even drink coffee.
  • amandakesslersamandakesslers Posts: 153Member Member Posts: 153Member Member
    I've been at work for 15 minutes and I already want to leave
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 1,600Member Member Posts: 1,600Member Member
    We are all living in the same fragile plain of existence
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    When we're small, we're taught to "not judge a book by its cover", but also that "the first impression is the most important".
  • promisesstandinpromisesstandin Posts: 141Member Member Posts: 141Member Member
    why aren't you "sane" when you're IN it = "IN" sane ?
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,345Member, Premium Member
    They need to stop!
    Sure as s*** we'll end up with Cylons or Terminators.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,243Member Member Posts: 31,243Member Member
    There is a whole generation of people who will read “West Philadelphia” and can’t stop themselves from adding “born and raised” in their head.
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