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Random Thought For the Day

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  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,773 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    piggy_smalls wrote: »
    Life is too short to pretend you don't like cookies and kinky *kitten*.
    Cookies are overrated

    One of several reasons why we aren't friends. 😁
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,249 Member
    “🐈” kiss my “🐈” rosy red “🐈”
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,249 Member
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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    George Carlin was ahead of his time
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    George Carlin was ahead of his time

    Maybe. Or maybe we’ve gone backwards as a society
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    George Carlin was ahead of his time

    Maybe. Or maybe we’ve gone backwards as a society

    Perhaps - I blame the internet
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,249 Member
    edited October 2022
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    George Carlin was ahead of his time

    He really was! 😀👍
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Dolphins have been seen passing puffer fish around to get high on their toxins

    Puff puff pass...
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Male ducks have corkscrew willies
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Mustard is a natural hair conditioner and is known to promote hair growth.

    No ty
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    A lot of ppl refer to vinyl flooring as linoleum - however they quit making linoleum in the 70’s prolly and asbestos issue idk
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    I really hope I win that 1 bil powerball on Wednesday - so I can quit this 7-3:30 gig and peruse my dreams - via professional napping - see what I did there
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    Also where @ButterMeMuffinz go??
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    I really think @Peachesnstuff would come to appreciate will smith should she give him a fair shake

    https://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I really think @Peachesnstuff would come to appreciate will smith should she give him a fair shake

    https://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA

    I'll give it a try
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Big feet mean big socks
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Big feet mean big socks

    But that doesn’t necessarily equate to more expensive socks - which you think the additional material would warrant right ?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Big feet mean big socks
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Big feet mean big socks

    But that doesn’t necessarily equate to more expensive socks - which you think the additional material would warrant right ?

    Too early for math
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Ducks are responsible for the phrase "getting screwed"
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Big feet mean big socks
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Big feet mean big socks

    But that doesn’t necessarily equate to more expensive socks - which you think the additional material would warrant right ?

    Too early for math

    When your born on pie day it can never be too early for maths 🙄
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,794 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Mustard is a natural hair conditioner and is known to promote hair growth.

    No ty

    Can it be expired?

    I've been losing a lot of hair, ok?!?!
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,794 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Also where @ButterMeMuffinz go??

    And @_Dan1985.

    *raised eyebrow*
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Mustard is a natural hair conditioner and is known to promote hair growth.

    No ty

    Can it be expired?

    I've been losing a lot of hair, ok?!?!

    Mustard does not go bad, it just loses it's flavor.
    If you're hair doesn't like the taste, shoot for the mayo
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,794 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Mustard is a natural hair conditioner and is known to promote hair growth.

    No ty

    Can it be expired?

    I've been losing a lot of hair, ok?!?!

    Mustard does not go bad, it just loses it's flavor.
    If you're hair doesn't like the taste, shoot for the mayo

    Maybe a mustard mayo combo?

    Wait, what sandwich/restaurant place did that? If was good. 😀
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Mustard is a natural hair conditioner and is known to promote hair growth.

    No ty

    Can it be expired?

    I've been losing a lot of hair, ok?!?!

    Mustard does not go bad, it just loses it's flavor.
    If you're hair doesn't like the taste, shoot for the mayo

    Maybe a mustard mayo combo?

    Wait, what sandwich/restaurant place did that? If was good. 😀

    Idk, but Heinz has a product called Mayomust
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    It is illegal for birds to poop on statues in NJ.

    I wonder if there are actual bird police 🤔
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,278 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    It is illegal for birds to poop on statues in NJ.

    I wonder if there are actual bird police 🤔

    Think they’ll ever let you pump your own gas ??
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    It is illegal for birds to poop on statues in NJ.

    I wonder if there are actual bird police 🤔

    Think they’ll ever let you pump your own gas ??

    I miss full service gas stations and poop free statues. Let’s all move to New Jersey
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    It is illegal for birds to poop on statues in NJ.

    I wonder if there are actual bird police 🤔

    Think they’ll ever let you pump your own gas ??

    I hope not! I like being spoiled
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    It is illegal for birds to poop on statues in NJ.

    I wonder if there are actual bird police 🤔

    Think they’ll ever let you pump your own gas ??

    I miss full service gas stations and poop free statues. Let’s all move to New Jersey

    You don't want to live here...I dont even think I fo

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