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I think people who drive under the speed limit should be arrested.3
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Fit2btied2016 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »
I once worked in a tourist attraction. We had a sign nearby that said, "Deer Crossing." I was once asked, "How do the deer know to cross there?"
Nooooooo, tell me no one actually asked you that!!!!! 😂😂🤣2 -
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Why do they spell NOEL with an L?1
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I think I’m semi-psychic 😂1
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You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible2
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Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
You also become harder to see when you turn 503 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
You also become harder to see when you turn 50
It's also harder to see after you turn 40 🤓4 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠3 -
Peachesnstuff wrote: »You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns... do they all drown ?
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I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)0 -
I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
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Why have I never googled this 😂
❤️TwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
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Fit2btied2016 wrote: »Butt_Snorkeler wrote: »SkipperScott50 wrote: »My coffee shop barista, a nice lady who has poured me the same Americano for 2 years, actually had my coffee ready and waiting for me when I arrived this morning. I love it when good people surprise me.
I frequented the same sushi place for many years. The owner and staff always gave me the employee discount of 30% and never charged for alcohol. Regardless, I would usually order about $100+ each time I visited and tip the staff the 30% that I was discounted. Owner sold the restaurant a few months ago and all the staff rotated out as well. Good bye favorite sushi place. -_-
Awww, that's rough to lose a good restaurant, and you were so good to the staff :-(
In the meantime, don't forget to please post a picture of your convertible if you buy it/have bought it already :-)
Yea. Noone likes the new owner. They kept 1 or 2 of the original sushi chefs, but I still dont go because I dont want to support the new owners. Call me petty. I actually know them personally and they used a business loan for the restaurant to buy designer bags and watches and go on a vacation overseas.
Put an offer on the E46 M3 convertible with hardtop that I found sitting in a driveway, but the owner wanted $10k more than it was worth. Flying down to Florida in a few weeks to look at this puppy and maybe bring it back up as my xmas present. V8, 550hp, rear wheel drive, red interior, still 30k niles left on warranty
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.
And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.
Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!
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PENGUINS!!!! Good choiceTwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.
And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.
Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!
Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
PENGUINS!!!! Good choiceTwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.
And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.
Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!
Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac
No. Wait. I nixed that "From all of us" one because it didn't have a Season's Greetings or Happy Holidays in front! That's how I came up with Joe Schmo and His Staff
(Ok, last year we did "and Staff" so I'll go with that even tho the "From All Of Us" went soooooooooo well with the penguins!)
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I’m glad this isn’t my job 😂TwitchyMagee wrote: »
PENGUINS!!!! Good choiceTwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.
And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.
Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!
Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac
No. Wait. I nixed that "From all of us" one because it didn't have a Season's Greetings or Happy Holidays in front! That's how I came up with Joe Schmo and His Staff
(Ok, last year we did "and Staff" so I'll go with that even tho the "From All Of Us" went soooooooooo well with the penguins!)
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I’m glad this isn’t my job 😂TwitchyMagee wrote: »
PENGUINS!!!! Good choiceTwitchyMagee wrote: »I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.
(I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)
Or
Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises
Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.
And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.
Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!
Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac
No. Wait. I nixed that "From all of us" one because it didn't have a Season's Greetings or Happy Holidays in front! That's how I came up with Joe Schmo and His Staff
(Ok, last year we did "and Staff" so I'll go with that even tho the "From All Of Us" went soooooooooo well with the penguins!)
LOL have I mentioned I'm indecisive?
I spent way too much time last night trying to pick a card and verse 2
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