Random Thought For the Day

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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    I think people who drive under the speed limit should be arrested.
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,859 Member

    I once worked in a tourist attraction. We had a sign nearby that said, "Deer Crossing." I was once asked, "How do the deer know to cross there?"

    Nooooooo, tell me no one actually asked you that!!!!! 😂😂🤣
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,859 Member
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  • michaeljoleksak
    michaeljoleksak Posts: 16 Member
    Why do they spell NOEL with an L?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,859 Member
    I think I’m semi-psychic 😂
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member

    You also become harder to see when you turn 50

    It's also harder to see after you turn 40 🤓
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    You can be a 10 in physical appearance, but if you're ugly on the inside you're automatically deducted 10 points...and now you just invisible

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »

    That’s why us 5’s out hur being funny making you smile - cause when the 10 is invisible we become 10’s by process elimination —- big brain time 🧠

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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns... do they all drown ?

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,757 Member
    edited December 2022
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I'm trying to pick out a holiday card to send to our clients and I've decided that owls are creepy. Staring at you all wide-eyed, head halfway twisted around on their body. Like in the Exorcist.

    (I also can't make the signature part not sound pervy. "....and his staff".)

    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    edited December 2022


    Why have I never googled this 😂

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    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking

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  • Butt_Snorkeler
    Butt_Snorkeler Posts: 167 Member

    Awww, that's rough to lose a good restaurant, and you were so good to the staff :-(


    In the meantime, don't forget to please post a picture of your convertible if you buy it/have bought it already :-)

    Yea. Noone likes the new owner. They kept 1 or 2 of the original sushi chefs, but I still dont go because I dont want to support the new owners. Call me petty. I actually know them personally and they used a business loan for the restaurant to buy designer bags and watches and go on a vacation overseas.

    Put an offer on the E46 M3 convertible with hardtop that I found sitting in a driveway, but the owner wanted $10k more than it was worth. Flying down to Florida in a few weeks to look at this puppy and maybe bring it back up as my xmas present. V8, 550hp, rear wheel drive, red interior, still 30k niles left on warranty

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,757 Member

    Happy holidays from Joe schmo &staff (without the pronoun)

    Or

    Or happy holidays from Joe Schmo & all of us here at Joe Schmoe enterprises

    Also have you ever seen what owls look like when their feathers are wet or compressed? Funny looking

    This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.

    And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.

    Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited December 2022
    glassyo wrote: »

    This was my original idea but with just the Joe Schmo's name.

    And then there'd be a nice, little saying on the back of the card.

    Oh God, I could have fun with that personalization!

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    PENGUINS!!!! Good choice
    Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,757 Member
    PENGUINS!!!! Good choice
    Eta: Yes I agree just all of us from the company name Sounds best but I wasn’t sure if your boss is an egomaniac

    No. Wait. I nixed that "From all of us" one because it didn't have a Season's Greetings or Happy Holidays in front! That's how I came up with Joe Schmo and His Staff :)

    (Ok, last year we did "and Staff" so I'll go with that even tho the "From All Of Us" went soooooooooo well with the penguins!) :)

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »

    No. Wait. I nixed that "From all of us" one because it didn't have a Season's Greetings or Happy Holidays in front! That's how I came up with Joe Schmo and His Staff :)

    (Ok, last year we did "and Staff" so I'll go with that even tho the "From All Of Us" went soooooooooo well with the penguins!) :)

    I’m glad this isn’t my job 😂

  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,757 Member
    I’m glad this isn’t my job 😂

    LOL have I mentioned I'm indecisive?

    I spent way too much time last night trying to pick a card and verse :)