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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,782 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    😂
  • Hungrycatapillar2025
    Hungrycatapillar2025 Posts: 109 Member
    edited January 12
    I wish people would stop wasting my time.. they’re interested, lots of messages even talk on the phone they’re completely invested and we arrange to meet up… and they don’t show up or completely go ghost on me 🤯

    Why do people even bother applying for work???
  • Fight_Lift_Repeat
    Fight_Lift_Repeat Posts: 434 Member
    If jimmy cracked corn and he didnt care, why did he feel the need to write a song about it?
  • Hungrycatapillar2025
    Hungrycatapillar2025 Posts: 109 Member
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Fight_Lift_Repeat
    Fight_Lift_Repeat Posts: 434 Member
    I feel like a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it wanted depending on the usage of the word chuck. Was he giving something up, or throwing something? I feel that changes the whole answer to the question being pondered.
  • Hungrycatapillar2025
    Hungrycatapillar2025 Posts: 109 Member
    Fight_Lift_Repeat wrote: »
    I feel like a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it wanted depending on the usage of the word chuck. Was he giving something up, or throwing something? I feel that changes the whole answer to the question being pondered.

    I’d be more concerned about the usage of the word wood 🧐😏🤷🏻‍♀️
  • Fight_Lift_Repeat
    Fight_Lift_Repeat Posts: 434 Member
    Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »
    Fight_Lift_Repeat wrote: »
    I feel like a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it wanted depending on the usage of the word chuck. Was he giving something up, or throwing something? I feel that changes the whole answer to the question being pondered.

    I’d be more concerned about the usage of the word wood 🧐😏🤷🏻‍♀️

    Well played…some wood just shouldn’t be chucked…then again maybe some should. So it depends on the wood. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,448 Member
    Please don't chuck my wood.
    It's exactly where it needs to be.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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    Yesterday when I was sitting in my car waiting, I saw this Allen wrench laying in the dirt next to my car.
    Being the weirdo I am, upon leaving I picked it up and brought it home.
    I have so many “tools” I’ve found in my junk drawer.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
    Although as a kid I was sure that clouds were fluffy and soft, imagining sitting on a cloud, not exactly true.
    A cumulus cloud a little less than a square mile weighs over a million pounds.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    I want to be a hermit at times.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,891 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    Although as a kid I was sure that clouds were fluffy and soft, imagining sitting on a cloud, not exactly true.
    A cumulus cloud a little less than a square mile weighs over a million pounds.

    OMG, I can't believe I forgot the word "meteorology"!

    I once took a meteorology class in college. I didn't get very far but thought it would be interesting. Clouds are neat. What can I say? :)

    Only thing I truly remember was the professor was color blind.
  • crazyhorse8
    crazyhorse8 Posts: 894 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    I’m happy that even though I still have a deep cough, slight headache, I feel better today than I did yesterday.

    I am so glad you are getting better! 🩷
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
    I should have counted the number of times he said, “I’m just sayin”.
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 428 Member
    Your shirt is either tucked into your pants or your pants are tucked into your shirt.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,448 Member
    "Hey! Who stole my eyebrows and eyelashes?"
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 4,950 Member
    That hard snow was sure dirty. My car is still filthy. Guess I need to find a warm afternoon to wash it.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member

    tube sock

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member

    smacked him right off of the thread they did

  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 4,950 Member

    The neighborhoods not near as bad as I thought it would be. One nice day should fix it.

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member

    Edge of the universe?
    wtf

  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 635 Member

    Lord help me through this family dinner.

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member

    I really miss having a phone book.

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,465 Member
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    they closed up when my son cut them for me and they have stayed closed tight

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