Random Thought For the Day

slimgirljo15

@motorsheen would be drooling..

BLT on sourdough for breakfast

Inspirationalwaterjug

WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !

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heytimsla wrote: »

WHY DO OPOSSUMS HAVE TINY PEOPLE HANDS !

Why do they have those creepy super sharp teeth?

siyeonsimpp

Ok I have a few:

1. Yes I have W.A.P. Wasted Academic Potential.
2. I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself" what do you want like my trauma or my favorite color? Be specific.
3. Who tf looked at the middle finger and said "ayo this *kitten* kind of offensive"? Facts.
4. A treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree "here I killed your friend, hold him."
5. "My body is so needy, I need water, I need food" how bout you shut the f**k up and take this oreo?

I didn't make these up so please don't judge me ;-;

Diatonic12

https://www.uaex.edu/environment-nature/wildlife/docs/The_Opossum_Its_Amazing_Story.pdf

It's vewy, vewy quiet around here. Are they out hunting siwwy wabbits.

4Phoenix

RE: Prancersize.....she is adorable at being her authentic self.

Diatonic12

I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.

Motorsheen

Diatonic12 wrote: »

I lurve Prancersize woman. She's unique and creative. I can just imagine her being so thoughtful and kind.

I always just picture her naked.



.... except for her ankle-weights and earrings.

*shrug

Diatonic12

Ooo brother.

Just crow like a rooster at sunrise and whenever else the mood strikes you.

FourWindsWalker

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@Motorsheen
We used to have these fish posters all over the house. Someone from the South came up, covered their eyes and slapped their hand back randomly on one and dully said...Ooo, don't tell me. It's a bluegill.

Diatonic12

Random Thought

I will carry a bottle of listerine to my dentist's office and tell him I will gargle if he will.

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Rando

I'm going to call that guy on tv who's selling miracle water and tell him he needs to get an honest job.

Diatonic12

I will put on my Nikes and Just Do whatever I want to. Those shoes give you permission to do everything on your own terms.

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vanityy99

I need to find a way to become filthy rich.

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