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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    If it’s not a full moon tonight it missed a damn good opportunity for it.

    Stay out of Walmart if you can
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,273 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    If it’s not a full moon tonight it missed a damn good opportunity for it.

    Stay out of Walmart if you can

    Too late!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
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  • Brigit_1
    Brigit_1 Posts: 209 Member
    Why do dogs look so cute when they are sleeping?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    Well that’s a bummer 🙄
  • 13bonn
    13bonn Posts: 35 Member
    Truth is constant - not what someone thinks it should be - truth does not negotiate with partial realities.
  • PBRexpert77
    PBRexpert77 Posts: 106 Member
    that's deep brother
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Naked pictures should not be taken with overhead lighting unless you’re trying for a very specific kind of dirty

    Also, overhead lighting should not exist except in surgical theatres
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Is working on a daytime soap opera the acting equivalent of a felony record?
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,585 Member
    Rainy Saturday mornings. Perfect weather to lay in bed until your little heart desires and that's what imma do this morning.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
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    The eating of your hand bit 😂.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
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    The eating of your hand bit 😂.
    I had to go back and reread it after I got to the punchline 😂
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited December 2023
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.

    😂😂🤯😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.

    This makes me uncomfortable😂
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,746 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"

    As I recall, you would rather the panda eats shoots and leaves than use an oxford comma.
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Kashmirisme_314 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"

    Haha! This reminds me of my favorite one

    "Come and eat, grandma"
    "Come and eat grandma"

    All the best examples include cannibalism
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    It’s illegal to have a pet squirrel in Indiana

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