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  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited December 2023
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.

    😂😂🤯😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    The planet Uranus has dense clouds of hydrogen sulfide in its upper atmosphere, the chemical element renowned for its pungent, foul smell.

    Uranus literally smells of rotten eggs. 🥹

    I’ll see myself out.

    This makes me uncomfortable😂
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"

    As I recall, you would rather the panda eats shoots and leaves than use an oxford comma.
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Kashmirisme_314 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    A perfectly logical law.

    I disagree, if I can’t take my Titus with me, a film just ain’t worth seeing. He loves the popcorn but he ate my date last time.

    You named your lion Titus too?

    (Try putting the emphasis on different words in that question and see how it changes the meaning. So fun!)

    This reminds me of the 'punctuation matters' meme from way back when.

    "I love cooking, my family, and animals"
    "I love cooking my family and animals"

    Haha! This reminds me of my favorite one

    "Come and eat, grandma"
    "Come and eat grandma"

    All the best examples include cannibalism
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,525 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    It’s illegal to have a pet squirrel in Indiana
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    In the state of Maryland it is specifically illegal to take a lion to the cinema.

    It’s illegal to have a pet squirrel in Indiana

    Indiana never lets you have any fun
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    I’m just guessing but it looks like someone is on a revenge bender.
    Not a great idea on MFP. 😂
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,834 Member
    Walked into Trader Joe's.
    Walked right back out saying, "I don't need my bananas THAT much."
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    I haven’t consumed a glass of tap water in decades.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    I haven’t consumed a glass of tap water in decades.

    I know you probably mean that you drink bottled water but it’s so funny to me because it reminded me of something Patsy from absolutely fabulous would say.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    People always think I work in stores and ask me for things. Like the guy at Ulta who wanted me to get cologne out of the case for him.😂

    Right now it’s maybe because I hate coats and rarely wear one so I don’t look like a customer. But it happens year round so idk.

    Perhaps it’s because you’re a beautiful woman that puts off a vibe of friendliness and compassion. ☺️
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    I’m so tired and sleepy but I have no explanation for it other than I’m just lazy.
    All my cooking is getting done tomorrow.
    All the presents are wrapped.
    I have done very little today yet I’m going to shut my eyes for just a minute…..
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    I am so tired 😴
  • ___Soundwave___
    ___Soundwave___ Posts: 1,190 Member
    https://youtu.be/7cqHtGb9WYM?si=CfS-1lpF0besjwyd
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    ___Soundwave___ wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/7cqHtGb9WYM?si=CfS-1lpF0besjwyd

    👌☺️
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
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  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    Here’s my hot take and unpopular opinion.

    Jumanji is an abysmal film and if it wasn’t for the great Robin Williams it would have utterly flopped.

    *Runs away*
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    Here’s my hot take and unpopular opinion.

    Jumanji is an abysmal film and if it wasn’t for the great Robin Williams it would have utterly flopped.

    *Runs away*

    I thought it was just me. 😂
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,834 Member
    redux1985 wrote: »
    Here’s my hot take and unpopular opinion.

    Jumanji is an abysmal film and if it wasn’t for the great Robin Williams it would have utterly flopped.

    *Runs away*

    I remember liking it but, yeah, Robin Williams. :)

    I really liked the reboot/sequel/whatever they called it, tho.
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,703 Member
    What if...
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,525 Member
    Indeed
  • HungryCatapillar23
    HungryCatapillar23 Posts: 66 Member
    What if I treated people the way they treat me? 💩 🪭

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