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frankwbrown wrote: »
This is awesome! 😀😂2 -
Ps men prefer curvy women for I'd say and wee bit of toned muscle .
Sweeping statement is sweeping.ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
YOU prefer this - and I cannot believe I am saying this but "NoT aLl MeN"
This, 100%.
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Why do we have to work ALL 8 hours on mondays? We need to have 4 hour Monday and Fridays'.1
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FTR i prefer thicc thighs & pretty eyes
Ps men prefer curvy women for I'd say and wee bit of toned muscle .
Sweeping statement is sweeping.ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
YOU prefer this - and I cannot believe I am saying this but "NoT aLl MeN"
This, 100%.
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »
FTR i prefer thicc thighs & pretty eyes
Ps men prefer curvy women for I'd say and wee bit of toned muscle .
Sweeping statement is sweeping.ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
YOU prefer this - and I cannot believe I am saying this but "NoT aLl MeN"
This, 100%.
My taste is all over the place - I think I'm just into "the vibe" which is apparently different depending on who you are so I can never quite pinpoint when it'll hit1 -
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Some curves, a lil meat on her but you can tell she works out and takes care of herself . That’s what I like. If I wanted to feel muscles, hard ABs and see a square figure I’d date Ricardo from next door😆. To each their own though. You do you2
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If you make a consistent habit of proclaiming negative thoughts on a gender, race, social class, or political party odds are you are wrong. You are either an anecdotal warrior or a biased ignoramus.0
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Dogs sure like to sniff0
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Whooo Hooo! Recently re-joined MFP after a long hiatus.
I've been 'streaking' for a straight 7 day's now here on MFP. 😜
Hubby thinks it's probably about time I put my clothes back on. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣3 -
Ms_Heffalumpy wrote: »Whooo Hooo! Recently re-joined MFP after a long hiatus.
I've been 'streaking' for a straight 7 day's now here on MFP. 😜
Hubby thinks it's probably about time I put my clothes back on. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
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Good job
Also good name. Next time I rejoin I might decide to be a wild woozle.1 -
@itchmyTwitch
I just read your reply and looked at your username and was like "Say what"?? ItchMywhat?? 😲
I really need to put my glasses on when reading the comments 😂 🤣
Nice to meet you 🤪
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😂 likewiseMs_Heffalumpy wrote: »@itchmyTwitch
I just read your reply and looked at your username and was like "Say what"?? ItchMywhat?? 😲
I really need to put my glasses on when reading the comments 😂 🤣
Nice to meet you 🤪
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Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »
Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.
I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »
Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.
I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall
I have the vanity but I also have an aversion to mirrors with hardly any in my house.
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Bloody Mary terrified me well into my adulthoodhoney_honey_12 wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »
Left to my imagination,
it must look like this.
I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall
I have the vanity but I also have an aversion to mirrors with hardly any in my house.
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One of the least offensive things I’ve seen on the back of a pickup
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Some light reading when you're taking a 💩
💩Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
💩Clean Poop
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
💩Wet Poop
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
💩Second Wave Poop
This happens when you're done poop-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.
💩Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
💩Gassy Poop (The Sonic Dump)
It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.
💩Drinker Poop
Occurs after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks in the toilet bowl.
💩Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of poop that is so big, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
💩Liquid Plumber Poop
This kind is so huge it plugs up the toilet and overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from Lincoln Log Poop.
💩Corn Poop
Self-explanatory.
💩Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.
💩Spinal Tap Poop
That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
💩I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-*kitten* Poop]
Combination of Lincoln Log Poop and Spinal Tap Poop. The shape and size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
💩Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
💩Liquid Poop
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
💩Fire in the Bowl Poop
The kind of poop that singes the hair around your butt on its way out.
💩Rosy Cheeks Poop
The kind where you have to wipe so many times it feels like you've sanded off most of the skin on your butt.
💩Porridge Poop
The kind that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps coming. You can either flush and continue, or risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
💩Bunny Poop
When you drop lots of little round turds that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
💩Mexican Food Poop (The Toxic Dump)
It smells so bad your nose burns and everyone else in the restroom rushes out gasping for air.
💩Upper Class Poop
Like Clean Poop, but also leaves no odor.
💩Surprise Poop
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops...a poop!!!
💩Dangling Poop
This kind refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose, because if you wipe now it'll smear all over the place.
💩Fisherman's Bobber Poop
You are in a public restroom with two people waiting on your stall, you poop and flush two times, but several golfball pieces are still floating above the water line.
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Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊
In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊
In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.
Compromise: How about we leave out the pumpkin & just make mulled wine?1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊
In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.
Compromise: How about we leave out the pumpkin & just make mulled wine?
I could do that.
Great idea! 😀1 -
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Why am I in the mood to do laundry.
That's suspicious 🤨1 -
Just remembered that when I was 15 I met up with a guy that I'd met online - He was a little bit older than me, we met at the foodcourt in the mall, barely said two words to one another, and then left. Then, the next time we talked he said that he felt this "spark" between us and I remember thinking, "wtf are you talking about? We barely managed one hello between the two of us."
If you're out there Steven, know that I've never forgotten how cringey that whole meet up was.5
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