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  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Left to my imagination,
    it must look like this.

    I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Left to my imagination,
    it must look like this.

    I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall

    I have the vanity but I also have an aversion to mirrors with hardly any in my house.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Left to my imagination,
    it must look like this.

    I'll admit that I have enough vanity to thoroughly get distracted by that wall

    I have the vanity but I also have an aversion to mirrors with hardly any in my house.
    Bloody Mary terrified me well into my adulthood
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    One of the least offensive things I’ve seen on the back of a pickup
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  • Ms_Heffalumpy
    Ms_Heffalumpy Posts: 42 Member
    Some light reading when you're taking a 💩

    💩Ghost Poop
    The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
    💩Clean Poop
    The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
    💩Wet Poop
    The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
    💩Second Wave Poop
    This happens when you're done poop-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.
    💩Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
    💩Gassy Poop (The Sonic Dump)
    It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.
    💩Drinker Poop
    Occurs after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks in the toilet bowl.
    💩Lincoln Log Poop
    The kind of poop that is so big, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
    💩Liquid Plumber Poop
    This kind is so huge it plugs up the toilet and overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the advice from Lincoln Log Poop.
    💩Corn Poop
    Self-explanatory.
    💩Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
    The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.
    💩Spinal Tap Poop
    That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
    💩I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-*kitten* Poop]
    Combination of Lincoln Log Poop and Spinal Tap Poop. The shape and size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
    💩Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
    💩Liquid Poop
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
    💩Fire in the Bowl Poop
    The kind of poop that singes the hair around your butt on its way out.
    💩Rosy Cheeks Poop
    The kind where you have to wipe so many times it feels like you've sanded off most of the skin on your butt.
    💩Porridge Poop
    The kind that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps coming. You can either flush and continue, or risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
    💩Bunny Poop
    When you drop lots of little round turds that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
    💩Mexican Food Poop (The Toxic Dump)
    It smells so bad your nose burns and everyone else in the restroom rushes out gasping for air.
    💩Upper Class Poop
    Like Clean Poop, but also leaves no odor.
    💩Surprise Poop
    You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops...a poop!!!
    💩Dangling Poop
    This kind refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose, because if you wipe now it'll smear all over the place.
    💩Fisherman's Bobber Poop
    You are in a public restroom with two people waiting on your stall, you poop and flush two times, but several golfball pieces are still floating above the water line.

    😂 🤣
  • Ms_Heffalumpy
    Ms_Heffalumpy Posts: 42 Member
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  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
    Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊

    In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
    Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊

    In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.


    Compromise: How about we leave out the pumpkin & just make mulled wine?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    Pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
    Great in a Pumpkin Pie. 😊

    In ANYTHING else, 🤢 so gross.


    Compromise: How about we leave out the pumpkin & just make mulled wine?

    I could do that.
    Great idea! 😀
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 607 Member
    Why am I in the mood to do laundry.
    That's suspicious 🤨
  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 607 Member
    Food 🥵
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Wasn’t there a bit about rhyming with neighbor and way? I thought there used to be more to it.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Wasn’t there a bit about rhyming with neighbor and way? I thought there used to be more to it.

    I only remember learning,
    “i before e, except after c”
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Wasn’t there a bit about rhyming with neighbor and way? I thought there used to be more to it.

    I only remember learning,
    “i before e, except after c”

    I really should’ve paid more attention in school 😁
  • kidiki
    kidiki Posts: 22 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you did something “like a boss,” you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.
    Or hire someone to do it. Said the CEO.

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
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  • crazyhorse8
    crazyhorse8 Posts: 836 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    OMG! LMAO with this! I would drop dead out of shear horror if I saw this process all at once!
  • crazyhorse8
    crazyhorse8 Posts: 836 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Ever notice how messages get put out there ahead of time through "science fiction" movies and books? Nervous laughing...it creeps me out!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    My ex is re-growing his beard.
    Lord help me not throw myself at him.
    I think I’m being tested.
    If the opportunity is there, I will fail the test. 😀😈
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,526 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    My ex is re-growing his beard.
    Lord help me not throw myself at him.
    I think I’m being tested.
    If the opportunity is there, I will fail the test. 😀😈

    The opportunity arose, I did fail the test.
    It was awesome! 👌

    Maybe in his mind you past the test 😁
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    As time goes by I notice more and more the generation gap.



  • jdogdiggitydo
    jdogdiggitydo Posts: 18 Member
    Star Wars was a historical film, not futuristic.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,864 Member
    edited October 2023
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