Random Thought For the Day

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  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    24 hours in a day and 24 beer in a case....coincidence????
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every commercial that tells kids "grown-ups are too stupid to get why it's cool!" was written by an adult manipulating stupid children.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I hope that people realize that 98% of what I say here is sarcasm and they don't actually think I am a total jerk, but then I also figure that if people don't take the time to get to know me and make assumptions that they are the jerk. Am I wrong?

    BLOCK!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    I wonder if a murderer ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought, "naah". #showerthoughts
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

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    thats my karaoke song :cry:
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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

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    thats my karaoke song :cry:
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    <3<3
    Now I want to hear it. Make that happen

    you need a legit song as well. and possibly a pink wig

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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.

    I bet it was that @lstrat115 person...I hear she's kind of a jerk... :D;)

    Well the genie said I wasn't allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with me so I said *kitten* you, Genie!
    I am sorry for ruining it for everyone

    raw

    ynhjql3rpn8k.gif


    thats my karaoke song :cry:
    giphy.gif

    <3<3
    Now I want to hear it. Make that happen

    you need a legit song as well. and possibly a pink wig

    lit-10-more.jpg

    We should do this

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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    My car is being worked on today. The car place has a shuttle to take you to work or get you and bring you back there to pick up your car. I am contemplating how much they will screw with my car if I call for the shuttle and then ask them to take me to Taco Bell and back to work.

    The real question is.. How long can you keep your car there and use them as chauffeurs. You should try your luck sending them an e-mail with the dress code for the driver.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.

    Ditto-how stupid were we!!!
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    slehmansentle wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Seriously. I take back all the times I didn't want to go down for a nap as a kid.

    Ditto-how stupid were we!!!

    Right?
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?

    Zero, the answer is zero

    I don't think so..

    Otherwise they wouldn't say so much stupid shayt
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    xzsharp wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?

    Zero, the answer is zero

    I don't think so..

    Otherwise they wouldn't say so much stupid shayt

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    You remind me of this guy.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »

    If it were only that easy!

    Don't I know it. :/
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
    subcounter wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    I always wondered,

    How many people actually want me to slap them?

    Zero, the answer is zero

    I don't think so..

    Otherwise they wouldn't say so much stupid shayt

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    You remind me of this guy.

    Love that guy :))

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Kurt Cobain would of been a little over 50 today.

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  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
    What are you doing right now?? topic is just the beginning of every booty call / text

    but people actually put in what they do..
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    xzsharp wrote: »
    What are you doing right now?? topic is just the beginning of every booty call / text

    but people actually put in what they do..

    It's What are you wearing right now
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Kurt Cobain would of been a little over 50 today.

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    Huh uh. There's no way I am that old. Damn it. I was a senior when he died.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
    dc8066 wrote: »
    xzsharp wrote: »
    What are you doing right now?? topic is just the beginning of every booty call / text

    but people actually put in what they do..

    It's What are you wearing right now

    It's always fur in your case eh :)
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Every year since 2006, my birthday has been overshadowed by Twitter... I've even had family say Happy Birthday online to Twitter before they've said it to me.

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