Random Thought For the Day

JeffreyOC

If all of a sudden I stopped ageing, I wonder how many years would pass before I noticed.

cee134

Most adults take their kids on vacation with them so that their kids can have a few good vacations before they grow-up. Because when they grow-up, they won't have a good time on vacations because they will have to take their *kitten* kids with them.

empresssue

A good thing about being a parent: you learn to pick your battles. My siblings who aren't parent DEFINITELY don't have that skill.

xzsharp

cee134

empresssue

@cee134, Pepsi is on a diet Coke break

JackKopCh

Spoons are just little bowls on sticks.

cee134

Ireland is both one sea and one "c" away from Iceland.

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Timshel_

The difference between brown-nosing and being a shizzle head is depth perception.

Timshel_

dwrightlaw

cee134 wrote: »

Most adults take their kids on vacation with them so that their kids can have a few good vacations before they grow-up. Because when they grow-up, they won't have a good time on vacations because they will have to take their *kitten* kids with them.

Indeed

BoosDimples

“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

BoosDimples

If you're not "popular","funny" or a "sycophant" don't expect to be taken seriously.

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TheArchyBunker

I mean because of vertigo now.

slimgirljo15

Why is it I never had hayfever till 2 years ago..

slimgirljo15

jtegirl1 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Why is it I never had hayfever till 2 years ago..

Have you tried taking something like Claritan daily to help prevent the symptoms?

Yeah ..I didn't want to have to take pills..but I just have to

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lyndahh75

Wish I had a hammock

_dixiana_

@LL5lifts wrote: »

What kind of kids don't want pizza?

My oldest hates pizza. Or anything with red sauce. On our trip to Italy she lived off Pringles :eyeroll:

cee134

How come pink is considered to be a different color than red but light green is considered to be a lighter shade of green?

dc8066

cee134 wrote: »

How come pink is considered to be a different color than red but light green is considered to be a lighter shade of green?

And then there's Paris green...

browneyedgirl749

Be careful what you say when pointing a finger at someone. You have 3 more fingers pointing right back at you.

TheLonelyGod

I'd be a terrible Time Lord.

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cee134

TheLonelyGod wrote: »

I'd be a terrible Time Lord.

Why?

Rax1974

where did everyone go? Seriously? Where did everyone go??!!!