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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you' probably explains why so many guys send unsolicited nudes.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2017
    When I'm driving 45 mph behind someone in a 45 zone, I'm like hurry the *kitten* up! But, when I'm driving 45 mph alone.... I'm totally cool with it, hell I might even go 43.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If Hallmark sold "you park like *kitten*" cards, they'd probably make a fortune.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm probably more embarrassed of my calculator history than my Internet history.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off when companies have a promotion for new customers but offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Zombies on treadmills would be an excellent source of renewable energy.
  • carfanman
    carfanman Posts: 271 Member
    If only the good die young the rest of us must be pricks...
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The P in PJs stands for puh.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wish I could store up wifi like a battery and use it throughout the day.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    'Acting professionally' simply means putting up with other people's *kitten* in a situation where you would normally stand up for yourself.
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Lego Batman should've just rebuilt his parents.
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    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I hate Subway
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    love me some Jersey Mikes sammiches~
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    I was thinking a while ago. "My Fitness Pet-Pal" for dogs to lose weight.
    And then I thought, no that wouldn't work for pets. Just how would they log using the app food log? And then I thought, "*kitten* yes that would work!" Because my dog was in the process of editing my salad dressing, from todays lunch, just a second ago. I had to stop her from doing thaaaat. Darn LuLu. :/:D
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    I was thinking a while ago. "My Fitness Pet-Pal" for dogs to lose weight.
    And then I thought, no that wouldn't work for pets. Just how would they log using the app food log? And then I thought, "*kitten* yes that would work!" Because my dog was in the process of editing my salad dressing, from todays lunch, just a second ago. I had to stop her from doing thaaaat. Darn LuLu. :/:D

    I feed my dog foie gras

    :o
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When the Olsen twins see Full House clips, I wonder if they can tell who's playing Michelle.

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