Random Thought For the Day

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Today is my Friday, but in other parts of the world, it really is Friday.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If people really could spin in their graves we could harness it as a new form of green energy and power our homes by disgracing our ancestors.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The man bun is the mullet of the millennials.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    That bartender in Star Wars should install captcha on his front door if he's really serious about keeping droids out.
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

    and then pick it up, let it drop so it is less embedded in the carpet and then vacuum it up
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

    Guilty!!
  • PL4TNM
    PL4TNM Posts: 85 Member
    My kid was wondering why the Dairy Queen doesn't marry the Burger King.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Of all the things that "taste just like chicken", its weird that eggs are not one of them.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The man bun is the mullet of the millennials.

    OMG! I love this
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Ya know the show “The Dating Game”, that’s a weird game show, The prize is another contestant…Talk about cheap
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'd hit the gym and get ripped too if I was offered 10 million for 6 months work on a movie.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    There are more calories in the 44 ounce Pepsi people get with a McDonalds Quarter Pounder meal than the Quarter Pounder itself, and even a bit less in the large fries.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'd hit the gym and get ripped too if I was offered 10 million for 6 months work on a movie.

    what if I paid you in donuts and filmed "the movie" in my basement?

    My fees are negotiable.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Without Mr. T, "I pity the fool" would sound like something out of a Shakespeare play.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Lather, Rinse, Repeat. How many times? 2, 3, until the bottle is empty? Really they ought to be more clear.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    That '70s Show premiered in 1998. Next year we can start That '90s Show.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Urban Dictionary will probably be a useful tool for future historians so they can actually figure out what we're saying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wonder if there’s a time that I haven’t seen on a clock.
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    When did I become the keeper of all knowledge at my job?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

    Wait to see if the batteries will blow up. lol

    I am all for android over apple, all day, every day. FYI
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

    I want one definitely n need of an upgrade... S5 here. But I want to wait till they've been out for a bit in case of bugs
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  • LeeMarie392
    LeeMarie392 Posts: 166 Member
    If glue is sticky how come it doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle??
  • rustychord
    rustychord Posts: 166 Member
    If you bite a Samoa alttile on the top and the bottom of the circle you can suck milk through it like a straw.

    You're welcome.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The more I concentrate on how I look while walking, the more awkward I walk.

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