Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
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    One of my favorite.

    I also like:

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  • FindingAwesome
    FindingAwesome Posts: 1,482 Member
    Buy expensive shoes, they' said. It's worth the money, they said. It'll help with the pain, they said.

    They were wrong.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    When you're having a bad day, think of the things that make you happy, those that love you and live to see your smile, the things that make you the amazing person you are.

    Never forget....
    You are loved
    You are amazing
    You deserve to be happy
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Someone should create an app to pair you with a stranger to watch a TV series with you so you can talk about it with someone.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    What are the point of stripes on clothes?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    1/2 should be pronounced "one second"
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Whoever wants a doughnut without jelly, they're ready...

    Classic line from Walter Matthau! 0:22 seconds into this clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rebHHoZJSM
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
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    When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

    Were you trying to eat toast in the bathtub?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
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    When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.

    I literally LOL'd at this.
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  • FindingAwesome
    FindingAwesome Posts: 1,482 Member
    edited April 2017
    I think I'm near my breaking point at work. The work load is so heavy, and the projects so complex, and my resource is so not competent, but not enough time to train anyone new...

    So many meetings, so many to dos, and I'm sick. I feel like I'm ready to cave.

    I need to work OT, but I'm fried. I don't have enough energy to do this all.

    But... I'll keep pushing forward.
    How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

    The challenge is to try and eat 10, with no utensils... And no teeth! Haha

  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    Sometimes all it takes is a smile or a hug from a loved one to make your day better when you're sick, stressed, tired, worn out, or just having a bad day. Never underestimate how much you can impact someone's day.
  • VelociraptorEyes
    VelociraptorEyes Posts: 1,175 Member
    "Well, I really don't know where you were going with that argument, but all I got out of this conversation is that I am awesome."
    -A picture I found on Google :smile:

    Confidence; you need it and gotta love it lol
    PS: You guys & gals should try this argument-ender for yourselves!
  • VelociraptorEyes
    VelociraptorEyes Posts: 1,175 Member
    Dear life,

    When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
    -Your ecards (online)

    :lol::lol:
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    "God I've missed you people."
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  • JeffreyOC
    JeffreyOC Posts: 810 Member
    I wonder how much of my life I've spent on the toilet
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.

    You are quite profound this morning!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.

    You are quite profound this morning!

    Naw. Let's just say the internet is profound this morning. :)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.

    So very true.
  • Free2LiveAgain
    Free2LiveAgain Posts: 966 Member
    If the woodchuck really did chuck as much as he could chuck.... How much wood did he ACTUALLY chuck dammit?!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Free2LiveAgain wrote: »
    If the woodchuck really did chuck as much as he could chuck.... How much wood did he ACTUALLY chuck dammit?!

    700 pounds
  • Free2LiveAgain
    Free2LiveAgain Posts: 966 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Free2LiveAgain wrote: »
    If the woodchuck really did chuck as much as he could chuck.... How much wood did he ACTUALLY chuck dammit?!

    700 pounds

    Ahhh thanks for clearing that up. Lifetime dilemma solved, whew!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
    Free2LiveAgain wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Free2LiveAgain wrote: »
    If the woodchuck really did chuck as much as he could chuck.... How much wood did he ACTUALLY chuck dammit?!

    700 pounds

    Ahhh thanks for clearing that up. Lifetime dilemma solved, whew!

    That's not just an arbitrary number.

    About 700 pounds.
    Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.

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