Random Thought For the Day

Strivetobebetter76

Why in God's green earth is it snowing?!?!

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »

Why in God's green earth is it snowing?!?!

God hates you. He told me

cee134

It would suck, as a new Microsoft employee, to have to train yourself to reflexively say, "I'll just Bing it."

RoxieDawn

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@abitoftrouble wrote: »

It's been spring for about 10 minutes and I'm already covered in mosquito bites

No, those are just your boobies.

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

@abitoftrouble wrote: »

It's been spring for about 10 minutes and I'm already covered in mosquito bites

No, those are just your boobies.

What, is she from Mars?

Well, considering he claims to be a she, it could be Venus or Mars!

Lonestar5715

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

zachbonner_ wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

not if your phone is under 2 years old

It is 2+ years old. I have an S5 and the charging port is starting to be finicky. So it is time for an upgrade.. I just can't decide if I should go with the S7 or wait for the 8. I am going to talk to them tonight. So I will ask lots of questions. They will love me.

@RunHardBeStrong are you sure what you're plugging into your port is big enough? Small plugs have made many a port finicky or so I have been told.

cee134

31shines wrote: »

Iceland and Greenland are confused lol

The story goes that they reversed the name to get more people to move to Greenland.

RoxieDawn

cee134

Google just gave me 21,900,000 search results in 0.62 seconds, and I got annoyed because what I wanted wasn’t on the first page.

cee134

I wonder if dogs bark in their head.

cee134

For some reason, sleeping from 2 AM to 10 AM is more refreshing than sleeping from 10 PM to 6 AM.

cee134

If I eat a slice of bread in the morning and a slice of bread before bed, everything I've eaten in the day has been a big sandwich.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

Did y'all know we went to the moon in 1969? Not 1968 but one year later.

Strivetobebetter76

In any relationship whether it be with a lover, friend, family member, or even a child.... think about your actions before you act.

Would it hurt them?
How would you feel if they did it to you?
Would they be bothered by something you're doing?

Pause, assess, correct your action.

Basically..... don't be a dick!

FindingAwesome

Sometimes... When you think of everyone else, it becomes impossible to act on anything, because it's almost impossible to make everyone happy.

I guess there's a balance to be found. It's just damn hard finding it sometimes.

FindingAwesome

Goodnight all

Motorsheen

Strivetobebetter76 wrote: »

Basically..... don't be a dick!

Well, it's a lil late for that..... now isn't it?

Motorsheen

FindingAwesome wrote: »

Goodnight all

Obviously, IAIN has never tried to find a parking spot in San Francisco.

eli67

I need coffee and I need it now!

Comms0p

I Eat too much.

Strivetobebetter76

Motorsheen wrote: »

Strivetobebetter76 wrote: »

Basically..... don't be a dick!

Well, it's a lil late for that..... now isn't it?

Perhaps. But there is always room to grow as a person.

cee134

I never truly realize that I'm procrastinating until I find myself watching a documentary about saltwater.

cee134

The first person to hear a parrot talk must've thought they were losing their mind.

RoxieDawn

Flaming25

Who the hell was the first person to think drinking from a cows udder was going to be a good idea

RunHardBeStrong

I wonder how many people left milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg last night.

vikinglander

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I wonder how many people left milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg last night.

Awesome! I never thought of that! Kinda like ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4