Random Thought For the Day

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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
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  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    vikinglander wrote: »
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    There is no such thing as low calorie lasagna.
    ...

    Mmmmmm lasagna
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
    Sometimes it's hard to keep going when patting yourself on the back is the only sense of approval or compliments you get from all your hard work.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Spiders living in a blind person's home have really hit the lottery.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bruce Wayne could reduce crime more as a philanthropic billionaire than as Batman.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The voice of Yoda is done by Frank Oz, who also happens to voice "Miss Piggy" from The Muppets.
  • dawson002
    dawson002 Posts: 170 Member
    why does a dictionary have page numbers?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    According to an interview, George Lucas stated that Han Solo was originally intended to be an alien and Luke Skywalker a girl.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Do caterpillars know they're gonna be butterflies? Or do they just build a cocoon and ask themselves wtf they're doing?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Nothing seems so much like a personal betrayal to me than when my body wakes me to go to the bathroom 25 minutes before my alarm would go off.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Xena_U2 wrote: »
    It's super nice outside but I have no one to hang out with , such a waste

    It's raining here in NYC today. Would you like to come over and lie on the living room floor and color?
  • katrinanne
    katrinanne Posts: 20 Member
    Have fun, every thing in moderation and it's 9.15 make it a great day everyone lol
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    From Snow White's perspective the old peddler woman was totally legit. She gave her an apple and told her to make a wish. Next thing she knows, the Prince is there to take her away and she is surrounded by her friends rejoicing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    1+1=window

    Ooooooohhhhhhhh.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Fidget spinners seem like something that belongs in the 80's or 90's.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    My ancestors walked hours a day to get water, spent hours tilling the land, and braving the weather, nature and all that. I find having to stretch my thumb to the top left hand corner on my smartphone an unacceptable imposition.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    The number 11 is everywhere again today. I'm thinking it's a sign and I need to play the lottery
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Try to keep up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ern1i86OS4
  • Cerealsensei
    Cerealsensei Posts: 1,625 Member
    My beard hasn't grown any longer in quite some time. Has he reached his full potential or is there another step in his evolution?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When I say "the other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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