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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    There should be a trial period on pants, because sometimes they fit well when I'm just standing there but when I actually walk, they're falling down every 5 steps
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    angelxsss wrote: »
    There should be a trial period on pants, because sometimes they fit well when I'm just standing there but when I actually walk, they're falling down every 5 steps

    Don't you just hate that!!! But then I try on the next size down and I cant even breath. It's a never ending struggle. I refuse to pay $100 for the perfect fitting jeans.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    honeybee__56 wrote: »
    He's all yours ladies, good riddance :|

    Gonna leave us hanging like that?

    Yeah, really...
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    Got no more time for fair weather friends.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    I suspect that some men "think" they want a strong female partner, but aren't overly happy to discover that they have one.
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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    Liver, thy name is "chopped"...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hands are just naked sock puppets.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    when asked if they would want to be able to replicate turning one million dollars into one and half million, or one dollar into two dollars, most people chose the million because they don't understand the principle of the question.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A boomerang is like a Frisbee for someone who has no friends.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every song you love has the potential to be ruined once you use it as your alarm clock.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you get into a car with a house fly and he gets out 30 miles later, does he consider himself lost or is he immediately resigned to that fact that this is his new life?
  • dawson002
    dawson002 Posts: 170 Member
    why do dictionary's have page numbers?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    dawson002 wrote: »
    why do dictionary's have page numbers?

    So you know what page you're on.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    dawson002 wrote: »
    why do dictionary's have page numbers?

    So you know what page you're on.

    ...brilliant...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There is a giant, flaming ball of gas in the sky that's been there from the moment we were born to the day we will die. And we're not supposed to look at it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When a human follows me around I get incredibly annoyed. When my pet follows me around it's the sweetest thing ever.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People that try to end an argument by saying "Life isn't fair" are usually the ones that treat people unfairly.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm tired of feeling foolish because of businesses that choose to lock one of their two front doors for no apparent reason.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cell Phones killed the era where pushing your friends into the pool was cool.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A group of bats should be named a batallion, rather than a colony.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm tired of feeling foolish because of businesses that choose to lock one of their two front doors for no apparent reason.

    Oh man! This drives me NUTS!! I always unbolt the locked side! I used to be a locksmith, so I am familiar with most mechanisms...most don't require a key.

    The problem is simply laziness. Most double doors have one door that has lever-operated deadbolts that secure to the threshold and header, and the other door deadbolts to the stationary door with a keyed lock. The opening employee unlocks the keyed door, but fails to unbolt the stationary door.

    It's good to know I'm not the only one!

    "Well it's out on the highway and it's on with the show
    Always telling people things they're too lazy to know
    It can make you crazy, yeah it can drive you insane
    Tell me why must I always explain..."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVsUpjjOeo
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wonder what it feels like for a videogame npc to give some random nobody 3 gold pieces to cut their grass and then find out like a month later that the guy went on to defeat the great evil that plagued the land.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.

    Didn't you read the Clan of the Cave Bear series?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    vikinglander wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.

    Didn't you read the Clan of the Cave Bear series?

    I actually haven't.
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A really nerdy part of me wants all these fidget spinner to be a nefarious plot to harvest our kinetic energy to power some arrogant *kitten*'s interdimensional *kitten* car battery.

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy
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