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Random Thought For the Day
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I wonder if, when they film a chase scene, all the people in the "regular" cars are stunt drivers too0
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Keeing it on the DL huh
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Saying, "I'm unphotogenic" is a socially acceptable way of saying, "I think I'm more attractive than all the best available evidence suggests."1
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Whenever I notice that I've driven behind the same car for quite some distance, I start to think that they think I'm following them.1
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Receipts are the ghosts of money.2
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I sometimes fantasize that "Far Side" cartoonist Gary Larson, who retired in 1995, has secretly continued drawing and is about to spring 20 years worth of material on us.1
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I sometimes fantasize that "Far Side" cartoonist Gary Larson, who retired in 1995, has secretly continued drawing and is about to spring 20 years worth of material on us.
I wish! Far Side was one of my favorites. That and Calvin and Hobbes were the only cartoons I religiously read.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I was always a Doonesbury and Bloome County fan, m'self...tho' Larson was certainly one-of-a-kind!0 -
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.1
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I'd really love to watch a horror movie where everyone makes the right decisions.1
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Everybody shakes a ketchup bottle before they use it, right? In diners, I like to loosen the top and leave it for the next party. Nothing like a ketchup geyser coming up out of the next booth...0
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vikinglander wrote: »Everybody shakes a ketchup bottle before they use it, right? In diners, I like to loosen the top and leave it for the next party. Nothing like a ketchup geyser coming up out of the next booth...
Yeah, thanks. That happened to me in Vegas on my honeymoon. I shook the ketchup. The lid flew off, sprayed ketchup all over the guy's suit in the booth next to us. It was horrible. I was cussing the guy that was there before us.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »vikinglander wrote: »Everybody shakes a ketchup bottle before they use it, right? In diners, I like to loosen the top and leave it for the next party. Nothing like a ketchup geyser coming up out of the next booth...
Yeah, thanks. That happened to me in Vegas on my honeymoon. I shook the ketchup. The lid flew off, sprayed ketchup all over the guy's suit in the booth next to us. It was horrible. I was cussing the guy that was there before us.
So inspirational!
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Today is Drive Your VW bug to work day worldwide. Mine doesn't run at the moment & I work from home, so either way I get *kitten* out of enjoying this celebratory day every year.
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some song lyrics are horrible, and yet - just because it is an established artist, it gets radio play - hate that2
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VanishingNachos wrote: »some song lyrics are horrible, and yet - just because it is an established artist, it gets radio play - hate that
Don't even get me started...0 -
FireTurtle75 wrote: »Today is Drive Your VW bug to work day worldwide. Mine doesn't run at the moment & I work from home, so either way I get *kitten* out of enjoying this celebratory day every year.
My brother has a '70 beetle. I'm not sure what state of running-ness it's in right now0 -
Cheese blintzes are just cottage cheese burritos.0
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In the event of an alien invasion please allow Jackie Chan to carry out the negotiations. Everybody knows Jackie Chan does not want trouble.0
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You're basically forced to cry over an onions dead body.1
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Is it normal for hourly's to not get benefits?0
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I work 40 hours/week. I just emailed the payroll people to see if they know. The HR lady didn't do a great job of explaining things to me, and now I'm in a different location so she's not "my" lady anymore. I doubt I'll be travelling any, but a mental health day here and there would be nice haha0 -
Don't eat yellow snow0
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I work 40 hours/week. I just emailed the payroll people to see if they know. The HR lady didn't do a great job of explaining things to me, and now I'm in a different location so she's not "my" lady anymore. I doubt I'll be travelling any, but a mental health day here and there would be nice haha
Yep no benefits. Cool.0 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I work 40 hours/week. I just emailed the payroll people to see if they know. The HR lady didn't do a great job of explaining things to me, and now I'm in a different location so she's not "my" lady anymore. I doubt I'll be travelling any, but a mental health day here and there would be nice haha
Yep no benefits. Cool.
Time to hit up indeed.com1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I work 40 hours/week. I just emailed the payroll people to see if they know. The HR lady didn't do a great job of explaining things to me, and now I'm in a different location so she's not "my" lady anymore. I doubt I'll be travelling any, but a mental health day here and there would be nice haha
Yep no benefits. Cool.
Time to hit up indeed.com
haha honestly thinking about it0
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