Random Thought For the Day

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    slehmansentle wrote: »
    Why can't people just say what they mean & mean what they say?

    What do you mean? :#
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    slehmansentle wrote: »
    Why can't people just say what they mean & mean what they say?

    What do you mean? :#

    DId you say this meanly?

    If so, then I hope she meant it
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Instead of colorizing photos, in 100 years we will be removing the filters from them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cinemas should play a clip with someone saying "OK Google, Silencio! Hey Siri, adjust volume to zero percent!" before the movie starts.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Until 100 years ago, people pretending to move in slow motion probably wouldn't have lowered their voice.
  • perkymommy
    perkymommy Posts: 1,642 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    Ok I'm bored and have had 3 beers after abstaining for a month so thought I would share a random thought I had today

    * Why do people lean over when driving cars around corners?

    Feel free to add yours and spread your random musings far and wide!

    ha ha ha! Probably for the same reason they turn the radio down low when they are looking for their destination. :D:D
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    perkymommy wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    Ok I'm bored and have had 3 beers after abstaining for a month so thought I would share a random thought I had today

    * Why do people lean over when driving cars around corners?

    Feel free to add yours and spread your random musings far and wide!

    ha ha ha! Probably for the same reason they turn the radio down low when they are looking for their destination. :D:D

    Idk about other people but I concentrate better without distractions
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I wish I had a contraption that would mute certain people and they wouldn't know it. They would just keep flapping their jaws, but I wouldn't hear a word and could do the same thing I do now, smile and nod, but without losing so many brain cells.

    Go work a few years in retail and you'll develop this skill. I can confirm it will carry over to other jobs as well.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Guys, remove your fitbit before doing any personal time hand shuffles. I can verify, it DOES track that as steps.
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  • bjn50
    bjn50 Posts: 5 Member
    I would like an endless supply of Alaskan King Crab legs to see how many I could eat before getting full.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You're supposed to become a pro after 10,000 hours but I'm 300,000+ hours into life and still have no idea what I'm doing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Guys, remove your fitbit before doing any personal time hand shuffles. I can verify, it DOES track that as steps.

    I knew you're logging of 67000 steps most days was wrong .. :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Stores that sell movies should have a "Not on Netlix" section.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Guys, remove your fitbit before doing any personal time hand shuffles. I can verify, it DOES track that as steps.

    I knew you're logging of 67000 steps most days was wrong .. :D

    Exactly.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I wish I had a contraption that would mute certain people and they wouldn't know it. They would just keep flapping their jaws, but I wouldn't hear a word and could do the same thing I do now, smile and nod, but without losing so many brain cells.

    I "listen" to my children like this all the time.

    My child listens like this to me all of the time :(
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In Star Wars, Leia's mother died of heartbreak. Her mother died of heartbreak in real life too. :cry:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice why doesn't he know his reindeer all bully Rudolph?
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I wonder were I'll be in 5 yrs.... will I be happy? Will I be at my goal weight? Will I own a dog???
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Twice a year, on daylight savings day, I am reminded that no matter what we believe, when we put our minds to it we can all come together to achieve some pointless *kitten*.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    I wish I hadn't given one more attempt to speak to someone today. As nice as they are to most everyone, they are not not nice to me. But thats ok. Its not a requirement. No biggie. :/
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    _pollyprissypants_ wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    I wish I hadn't given one more attempt to speak to someone today. As nice as they are to most everyone, they are not not nice to me. But thats ok. Its not a requirement. No biggie. :/

    Don't give this person another thought. It's their loss.

    Thank you. :)
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    I haven't left my apartment in 36 hours

    The MFP addiction is real

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I hate having to prove to a robot that I am not a robot.
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