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  • babyblues4
    babyblues4 Posts: 241 Member
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    I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.

    WINNER!
    Pffft, I like giving oral sex way more than I like receiving it.



    I like both....at the same time
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    I will never look at watermelon the same way again
    :blushing:
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Stepped away for a bit but love the way this thread is going! I want to play

    You're invited. The corset can come, too.
    Soo much you on this thread! You are welcome to try it on:wink:

    Hells yeah! I'll wear the corset and you bring those legs! Wowza, woman!!!
    I have a new friend and she is hot as hell!:love:

    Schwiiiiiiiiinggggg!!!!
    10/10 would bang this status if it were in my news feed.

    we're going to have so much banging to do when the news feed comes back!
    The door is always open for you
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:
    Woot woot!
  • NKfanKelli
    NKfanKelli Posts: 44
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    That little thing that looks like a lipstick in my purse is not a lipstick ( never know when I need to release frustrations, sometimes being stuck in traffic gets boring) :devil:
    Mine looks like a pack of lifesavers :laugh::wink:

    Mine's an ink pen....shhhhh that's my secret.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Everything I create turns into an orgy. It's a gift people...a gift.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
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    My man part hooks down than the normal straight, left, right or up.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I split the crotch of my jeans about 6 times per year.
  • Rompers616
    Rompers616 Posts: 307
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    Everything I create turns into an orgy. It's a gift people...a gift.

    I secretly think you're awesome! Well, I did secretly think that :/
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I'm secretly MFP's biggest slut. Oh, that's not a secret... Well, whatever nevermind.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh lower back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when (we) were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    cake decorating is meticulous work, I have callouses. Id rather have them from something else.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.

    I know :devil:
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    I like giving oral sex as much if not more than having actual sex.

    Do you log those calories?
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Side note I discovered I have lower back dimples today:bigsmile:

    Congrats! I have the beginnings of lower back dimples!
    I haz teh liwer back dimples... just need to get rid of the fat to make them more prominent.

    Same here!
    Now I want pics!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I once used my husband's toothbrush to scrub his scum off the toilet and held a straight face as he brushed his teeth. Then I cracked up when I was alone.

    This was like 10yrs ago when were NOT getting along. It's all good now. He'll never know :drinker: It's the most malicious thing I've ever done to him.

    This is incredibly awful. You are a bad person.

    I know :devil:
    My kind of woman!

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