We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

I am an AWESOME person to date because...

245

Replies

  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
    I'm married.

    I eat plenty of protein and cruciferous vegetables.

    I'm hairy.

    I snore.

    I tend to conflate threads.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    Alienique wrote: »
    - I can and love to cook.
    - I recognize that I'm an over-neat freak, so I'll clean up without complaining.
    - I'm always cold, so cuddles are always yes.
    - I'm also really flexible.
    - WOW! you would be really great to date!! all really good qualities!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

    So wanna hang out some time? :P
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.
    I have really huge hands to make up for your cute tiny ones!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    edited August 2016
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.

    Awwwwww <3

    Wait... Never mind lmao

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Verchild wrote: »
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

    So wanna hang out some time? :P

    Can't : / refer to the reasons why I'm horrible to date or whatever it was called.

  • suvoth
    suvoth Posts: 927 Member
    edited August 2016
    -I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
    -I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
    -I'm a great listener
    -I pay for my share on a date
    -I never expect gifts
    -I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
    -I am a quiet sleeper
    -I am pretty easy to please
    -I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
    -I love animals
  • CincyNeid
    CincyNeid Posts: 1,249 Member
    • I am an awesome cook.
    • I am dedicated to fitness
    • I I know how to work on & Fix cars
    • I know how to make a mean cup of coffee
    • I know how to make a mean latte
    • I do not use propane when I grill out. I use charcoal like men are suppose to do.
    • If you can accept how expensive cycling is, I can accept how expensive shoes and purses are
    • I know where the good restaurants are in town.
    • I'm married, so you know you won't have to worry about a commitment
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    suvoth wrote: »
    -I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
    -I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
    -I'm a great listener
    -I pay for my share on a date
    -I never expect gifts
    -I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
    -I am a quiet sleeper
    -I am pretty easy to please
    -I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
    -I love animals

    Have you been treated like a doormat a time or 3? You sound a little like me. No one should expect gifts but I damn sure expect trinkets here and there.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Verchild wrote: »
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

    So wanna hang out some time? :P

    Can't : / refer to the reasons why I'm horrible to date or whatever it was called.

    gdi, you are going to make us cross-reference? :P
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.

    I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.

    And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things. ;)
  • suvoth
    suvoth Posts: 927 Member
    suvoth wrote: »
    -I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
    -I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
    -I'm a great listener
    -I pay for my share on a date
    -I never expect gifts
    -I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
    -I am a quiet sleeper
    -I am pretty easy to please
    -I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
    -I love animals

    Have you been treated like a doormat a time or 3? You sound a little like me. No one should expect gifts but I damn sure expect trinkets here and there.

    Hmm well, I suppose so. I dunno. But I have had a rough go of it. I'm sure there is some trauma to cause for it. lol but I truly do not expect it nor really want it nowadays.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    gothchiq wrote: »
    This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.

    I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.

    And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things. ;)

    I hope your husband is the Gomez to your Morticia <3
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me

    She must have seen them custom cabinets!

  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me

    She must have seen them custom cabinets!

    That gal knows what I can do with my wood...wait...
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Not gonna answer, too many people want me already!
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    gothchiq wrote: »
    This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.

    I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.

    And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things. ;)

    I hope your husband is the Gomez to your Morticia <3

    Oh yes, we're never bored. ;)
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Not gonna answer, too many people want me already!
    Modest too...

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    im gorgeous
    i can cook really good vegan food
    i can also bake beautiful vegan treats
    i have a lot of opinions , thoughts and am constantly researching so i will ignore you sometimes
    if you can hold my attention long enough for me to want to date you you can feel good that you are probably a really extraordinary & beautiful person
    i use to be a dancer
    im hilarious
    i talk to animals
    my mom is cool
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    edited August 2016
    Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)

    -I will make you laugh
    -I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
    -I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
    -I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
    -my musical tastes aren't annoying
    -I will watch the sports with you
    -I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
    -I have a healthy sexual appetite
    -you can drive and I will navigate for us
    -I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
    -I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
    -I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
    -I will be your best friend
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)

    -I will make you laugh
    -I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
    -I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
    -I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
    -my musical tastes aren't annoying
    -I will watch the sports with you
    -I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
    -I have a healthy sexual appetite
    -you can drive and I will navigate for us
    -I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
    -I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
    -I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
    -I will be your best friend

    I wanna sister wife with you!!
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)

    -I will make you laugh
    -I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
    -I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
    -I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
    -my musical tastes aren't annoying
    -I will watch the sports with you
    -I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
    -I have a healthy sexual appetite
    -you can drive and I will navigate for us
    -I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
    -I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
    -I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
    -I will be your best friend

    I wanna sister wife with you!!

    Right? How do you duplicate her?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    .... because my wife has a terrible attention span?
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

    The only real way is with a campfire
This discussion has been closed.