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I am an AWESOME person to date because...
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I'm married.
I eat plenty of protein and cruciferous vegetables.
I'm hairy.
I snore.
I tend to conflate threads.
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I will make you look tall
Can make great sandwiches
Love being domestic
If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
I hate chick flicks
kinda funny sometimes
Excel at back scratching
Free haircuts
I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
Your people will love me
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I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.11
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »I will make you look tall
Can make great sandwiches
Love being domestic
If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
I hate chick flicks
kinda funny sometimes
Excel at back scratching
Free haircuts
I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
Your people will love me
So wanna hang out some time? :P0 -
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »I will make you look tall
Can make great sandwiches
Love being domestic
If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
I hate chick flicks
kinda funny sometimes
Excel at back scratching
Free haircuts
I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
Your people will love me
So wanna hang out some time? :P
Can't : / refer to the reasons why I'm horrible to date or whatever it was called.
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-I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
-I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
-I'm a great listener
-I pay for my share on a date
-I never expect gifts
-I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
-I am a quiet sleeper
-I am pretty easy to please
-I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
-I love animals
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- I am an awesome cook.
- I am dedicated to fitness
- I I know how to work on & Fix cars
- I know how to make a mean cup of coffee
- I know how to make a mean latte
- I do not use propane when I grill out. I use charcoal like men are suppose to do.
- If you can accept how expensive cycling is, I can accept how expensive shoes and purses are
- I know where the good restaurants are in town.
- I'm married, so you know you won't have to worry about a commitment
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I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me0
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-I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
-I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
-I'm a great listener
-I pay for my share on a date
-I never expect gifts
-I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
-I am a quiet sleeper
-I am pretty easy to please
-I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
-I love animals
Have you been treated like a doormat a time or 3? You sound a little like me. No one should expect gifts but I damn sure expect trinkets here and there.
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »I will make you look tall
Can make great sandwiches
Love being domestic
If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
I hate chick flicks
kinda funny sometimes
Excel at back scratching
Free haircuts
I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
Your people will love me
So wanna hang out some time? :P
Can't : / refer to the reasons why I'm horrible to date or whatever it was called.
gdi, you are going to make us cross-reference? :P1 -
This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.
I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.
And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things.
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »-I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
-I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
-I'm a great listener
-I pay for my share on a date
-I never expect gifts
-I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
-I am a quiet sleeper
-I am pretty easy to please
-I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
-I love animals
Have you been treated like a doormat a time or 3? You sound a little like me. No one should expect gifts but I damn sure expect trinkets here and there.
Hmm well, I suppose so. I dunno. But I have had a rough go of it. I'm sure there is some trauma to cause for it. lol but I truly do not expect it nor really want it nowadays.0 -
This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.
I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.
And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things.
I hope your husband is the Gomez to your Morticia
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Caporegiem wrote: »I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me
She must have seen them custom cabinets!
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm a handyman...someone around here even wants to clone me
She must have seen them custom cabinets!
That gal knows what I can do with my wood...wait...2 -
Not gonna answer, too many people want me already!2
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »This is hypothetical, because I'm married, but here we go.
I'm intelligent, attractive, and financially solvent. I have an extensive and lovely gothic wardrobe. I like to have fun and am a very good dancer. Even though I'm lousy at shooting pool we'll still have a great time.
And the things a couple of ladies stated they absolutely don't do, over on the other thread? I do all the things.
I hope your husband is the Gomez to your Morticia
Oh yes, we're never bored. 1 -
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im gorgeous
i can cook really good vegan food
i can also bake beautiful vegan treats
i have a lot of opinions , thoughts and am constantly researching so i will ignore you sometimes
if you can hold my attention long enough for me to want to date you you can feel good that you are probably a really extraordinary & beautiful person
i use to be a dancer
im hilarious
i talk to animals
my mom is cool3 -
Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)
-I will make you laugh
-I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
-I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
-I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
-my musical tastes aren't annoying
-I will watch the sports with you
-I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
-I have a healthy sexual appetite
-you can drive and I will navigate for us
-I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
-I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
-I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
-I will be your best friend2 -
Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)
-I will make you laugh
-I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
-I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
-I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
-my musical tastes aren't annoying
-I will watch the sports with you
-I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
-I have a healthy sexual appetite
-you can drive and I will navigate for us
-I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
-I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
-I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
-I will be your best friend
I wanna sister wife with you!!
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)
-I will make you laugh
-I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
-I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
-I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
-my musical tastes aren't annoying
-I will watch the sports with you
-I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
-I have a healthy sexual appetite
-you can drive and I will navigate for us
-I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
-I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
-I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
-I will be your best friend
I wanna sister wife with you!!
Right? How do you duplicate her?2 -
.... because my wife has a terrible attention span?1
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I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.1 -
vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores0 -
musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
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vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
The only real way is with a campfire1
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