I am an AWESOME person to date because...
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musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
The only real way is with a campfire
Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.
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- I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
- I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
- Smart, motivated, hard working
- Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
- 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet0 -
vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
The only real way is with a campfire
Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.
Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously0 -
Abriellefulton wrote: »- I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
- I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
- Smart, motivated, hard working
- Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
- 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet
What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »Abriellefulton wrote: »- I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
- I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
- Smart, motivated, hard working
- Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
- 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet
What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.
Even better. Donuts are my go to. nobody will ever beat me eating donuts0 -
Abriellefulton wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Abriellefulton wrote: »- I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
- I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
- Smart, motivated, hard working
- Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
- 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet
What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.
Even better. Donuts are my go to. nobody will ever beat me eating donuts
You've probably got me there, I only eat blueberry cake donuts and I catch a sugar high way too quick on them.0 -
musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
The only real way is with a campfire
Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.
Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously
That's enough reason to get everybody on board.
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vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
The only real way is with a campfire
Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.
Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously
That's enough reason to get everybody on board.
That is a lot of smores to eat0 -
- I love to cook and bake.
- Married, but we're big into Swing music.
- I'm a nerd.
- I break into song throughout the day so it's like you're in a Disney movie.
- Sometimes I'm funny.2 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)
-I will make you laugh
-I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
-I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
-I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
-my musical tastes aren't annoying
-I will watch the sports with you
-I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
-I have a healthy sexual appetite
-you can drive and I will navigate for us
-I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
-I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
-I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
-I will be your best friend
I wanna sister wife with you!!
Right? How do you duplicate her?
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- I'll keep you organized and motivated
- I am a damn fine cook
- I'm a nerd so playing games or getting really into certain subjects is something I enjoy doing with my SO
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Hmm...
Because:
I'll treat you like the King you are!
You'll never wonder who I'm thinking about (It's YOU!)
I'm such a great cook, I'd date myself if I could!
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I DONT live in a Van down by the River
I have good hygeine
Blue Eyes that sparkle
I refuse to lie unless it requires the position
I love Dogs
I am kind
Chivalry is not dead
I turn my phone off whenever on a date!3 -
Why settle for less than Awesome?0
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I cook great
I love sex
I'm not clingy
I garden
I'm a published author
I don't like shopping
I like football and boxing
I give great gifts
I'm very low maintenance
Never married
No kids
No stds
No arrest record
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1. Financially independent
2. Good cook/housekeeper
3. Easy going
4. Inappropriate but funny sense of humor
5. I don't like romantic movies/chick flicks.
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- I own my home and car
- I like to surprise ladies with little gifts and/or nice notes
- I cook delicious meals every night
- I am always up for a good workout
- I will make you laugh
- Lots of sex, and I actually really enjoy *ahem* giving, far more than receiving
- I think nights out with friends are important and I wont get jealous
I feel like many of these could be like that Genie game, you get your wish BUT here is what comes with it. For example: #3 I cook delicious meals, BUT, I expect my partner to do the dishes and I will try to feed you too much because food = love.2 -
1. I am not clingy. You can go on a ten day trip with your friends and I wont get mad.
2. I wont get bored playing video games with you
3. I (like some of the other posters) love sex, often.
4. I always put my partner before myself
5. I love to cook and bake
6. I have a job/car and am independent financially
7. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor so we can tease eachother
8. I am intelligent and can hold conversations with substance
9. I'm super awesome at impressing family members
10. I'm a redhead...enough said
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What about 'Smore Pops?vespiquenn wrote: »musclegood_fatbad wrote: »vespiquenn wrote: »I like video games.
I hear I'm good with my mouth.
..that's all I got.
A good mouth is excellent for eating smores
Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
Make a Smore, put a lollipop stick in it... dip it in chocolate.
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Answer is still the same as the other thread...
I'm a Scorpio and I'll ruin you.1 -
1. I am sarcastic to the point most people don't get me.
2. I work way to much, but I have my own car and home and money.
3. I go off subject way to fast so you will always be entertained.
4. I am a Program Analyst, so you will never have to think for yourself again.
5. Who really needs more than 4 reasons to date someone?
6. If you need more than 4 reasons, maybe you aren't ready to date.
7. If you have more than 4 reasons for someone to date you, maybe you overcompensate?
8. If you are still reading this, you are really bored.0 -
- I'm independent
- I pay my part at dates
- I'm decent cook (= can cook and bake edible stuff)
- not clingy, I have my hobbies that take their sweet time, I hope you have yours.
- I love animals and own the best dog ever
- I have sarcastic and twisted sense of humor
- I'm also told to be a good listener0 -
I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff
I'm fantastic in bed
I really love sleeping
And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me0 -
kate141987 wrote: »I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff
I'm fantastic in bed
I really love sleeping
And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me
Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »kate141987 wrote: »I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff
I'm fantastic in bed
I really love sleeping
And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me
Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.
Not this *kitten* cat0 -
1. I am sarcastic to the point most people don't get me.
2. I work way to much, but I have my own car and home and money.
3. I go off subject way to fast so you will always be entertained.
4. I am a Program Analyst, so you will never have to think for yourself again.
5. Who really needs more than 4 reasons to date someone?
6. If you need more than 4 reasons, maybe you aren't ready to date.
7. If you have more than 4 reasons for someone to date you, maybe you overcompensate?
8. If you are still reading this, you are really bored.
I think we would be good friends. lol.1 -
kate141987 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »kate141987 wrote: »I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff
I'm fantastic in bed
I really love sleeping
And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me
Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.
Not this *kitten* cat
That cat would most definitely lay on your face while your sleeping and murder you.1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »kate141987 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »kate141987 wrote: »I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff
I'm fantastic in bed
I really love sleeping
And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me
Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.
Not this *kitten* cat
That cat would most definitely lay on your face while your sleeping and murder you.
Who ? Him ? Don't be silly he wouldn't hurt a fly..look at him lol
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