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  • CincyNeid
    CincyNeid Posts: 1,249 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
    What about 'Smore Pops?

    Make a Smore, put a lollipop stick in it... dip it in chocolate.
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  • joelo_83
    joelo_83 Posts: 218 Member
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    Answer is still the same as the other thread...

    I'm a Scorpio and I'll ruin you.
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
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    1. I am sarcastic to the point most people don't get me.
    2. I work way to much, but I have my own car and home and money.
    3. I go off subject way to fast so you will always be entertained.
    4. I am a Program Analyst, so you will never have to think for yourself again.
    5. Who really needs more than 4 reasons to date someone?
    6. If you need more than 4 reasons, maybe you aren't ready to date.
    7. If you have more than 4 reasons for someone to date you, maybe you overcompensate?
    8. If you are still reading this, you are really bored.
  • maria1113
    maria1113 Posts: 508 Member
    edited August 2016
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    - I'm independent
    - I pay my part at dates
    - I'm decent cook (= can cook and bake edible stuff)
    - not clingy, I have my hobbies that take their sweet time, I hope you have yours.
    - I love animals and own the best dog ever
    - I have sarcastic and twisted sense of humor
    - I'm also told to be a good listener
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
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    I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff :smile:

    I'm fantastic in bed

    I really love sleeping :wink:

    And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    kate141987 wrote: »
    I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff :smile:

    I'm fantastic in bed

    I really love sleeping :wink:

    And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me

    Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    kate141987 wrote: »
    I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff :smile:

    I'm fantastic in bed

    I really love sleeping :wink:

    And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me

    Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.

    Not this *kitten* cat
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    ladydy911 wrote: »
    1. I am sarcastic to the point most people don't get me.
    2. I work way to much, but I have my own car and home and money.
    3. I go off subject way to fast so you will always be entertained.
    4. I am a Program Analyst, so you will never have to think for yourself again.
    5. Who really needs more than 4 reasons to date someone?
    6. If you need more than 4 reasons, maybe you aren't ready to date.
    7. If you have more than 4 reasons for someone to date you, maybe you overcompensate?
    8. If you are still reading this, you are really bored.

    I think we would be good friends. lol.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    kate141987 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    kate141987 wrote: »
    I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff :smile:

    I'm fantastic in bed

    I really love sleeping :wink:

    And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me

    Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.

    Not this *kitten* cat

    That cat would most definitely lay on your face while your sleeping and murder you.
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    kate141987 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    kate141987 wrote: »
    I'm gifted at looking as if I'm intently listening to everything you say as you whine on about stuff :smile:

    I'm fantastic in bed

    I really love sleeping :wink:

    And I'm just an all round fab person, I would date me

    Lies, everyone knows cats try to suffocate you in bed while you sleep.

    Not this *kitten* cat

    That cat would most definitely lay on your face while your sleeping and murder you.

    Who ? Him ? Don't be silly he wouldn't hurt a fly..look at him lol
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Yep, the eyes are a dead giveaway.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    it's the one hiding behind the white cat that is troubling....

    stone cold murderer
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    it's the one hiding behind the white cat that is troubling....

    stone cold murderer

    LOL I'm worried guys don't know how much longer iv got, I better keep them sweet with kitty treats and balls of wool.

    Nobody else has to worry, they're indoor cats.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I make everyone happy

    Yeah you do. Wait... waht?
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I am single & have a nice personality!
  • Carbybarbie
    Carbybarbie Posts: 102 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.

    We are so alike this is one of my fave quotes and maybe an attempt at flirting for me
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
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    I'm a Taurus what more is there to say.
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
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    CincyNeid wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
    What about 'Smore Pops?

    Make a Smore, put a lollipop stick in it... dip it in chocolate.
    mn0pfcvvkj4u.jpg

    Good lord, why are you to torturing me like this? That looks divine.

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