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I am an AWESOME person to date because...

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Yep, the eyes are a dead giveaway.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    it's the one hiding behind the white cat that is troubling....

    stone cold murderer
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    it's the one hiding behind the white cat that is troubling....

    stone cold murderer

    LOL I'm worried guys don't know how much longer iv got, I better keep them sweet with kitty treats and balls of wool.

    Nobody else has to worry, they're indoor cats.
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I make everyone happy

    Yeah you do. Wait... waht?
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    I am single & have a nice personality!
  • Carbybarbie
    Carbybarbie Posts: 102 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.

    We are so alike this is one of my fave quotes and maybe an attempt at flirting for me
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    I'm a Taurus what more is there to say.
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    CincyNeid wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.
    What about 'Smore Pops?

    Make a Smore, put a lollipop stick in it... dip it in chocolate.
    mn0pfcvvkj4u.jpg

    Good lord, why are you to torturing me like this? That looks divine.
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  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    138shades wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I make everyone happy
    nah you are confusing ;P

    Maybe I should rephrase: I take care of people

    you would be top of my list just for taking care of people.
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    I cook great food and I'm great in bed and I'm fun to drink with
  • BasicGreatGuy
    BasicGreatGuy Posts: 857 Member
    1. I like who I am as a person
    2. While I would enjoy dating a wonderful lady and seeing where the path may lead, I am secure enough in myself to know, that I don't need a lady to make me whole inside. The right lady will enhance who I already am and will inspire and challenge me to keep reaching for the very best, as we walk hand in hand and heart to heart.
    3. I am not afraid to be open and emotionally vulnerable with a lady.
    4. Anyone can have their lips kissed. I am looking for the lady who can kiss my soul so deep inside that I am never the same.
  • liftinggoddess1
    liftinggoddess1 Posts: 305 Member
    1. I have an amazing bunch of kids
    2. I am independent and dont rely on anyone.
    3. I like cooking and baking.
    4. I'm fantastic at listening and I'm empathetic
    5. I'm part Ukrainian/ Russian
    6. I'm a cheap date.
    7. I always put my family first.
    8. I'm educated
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    IAmSimplyKriss wrote: »
    I give one hell of a good kitten? HAHAHA omg, but all jokes aside.

    I am a very giving person in general
    I always make time for the person i care about
    I am a great cook and love to cook for someone else
    I am very laid back and easy maintenance


    You should be higher maintenance with all that giving of time, food & kittens

    Oh I'm betting there's some crazy in there somewhere. It always eventually comes out.
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  • grandslam1965
    grandslam1965 Posts: 830 Member
    I make awesome grill cheese sandwiches
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Because...

    1) we're both single
    2) neither one of us has anything better to do
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    I like to dance.

    I'm a gold club member of the ASPCA.

    My dad will hook you up with a nice bottle of wine if he likes you.



  • _birdie__
    _birdie__ Posts: 308 Member
    dissapoint

    not one of you wrote "bc i'm hot af"

  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    _birdie__ wrote: »
    dissapoint

    not one of you wrote "bc i'm hot af"

    That'd be lying & I don't lie, otherwise I wouldn't be awesome; to date!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    -I'm great at pretending to listen.
    -I'll let you believe that you actually have any say in my doings.
    -I will lift heavy weights with you.
    -I'll berate you if you get fat and lazy, until you get back into the gym with me.
    -I hate children, and therefore do not want any.
    -I've had the same job for over a decade at 31 years old, and I more than likely make more money than anyone in your family (statistically speaking).
    -I'll let you believe that you have a say in what I do with my money.
    -I'll let you believe that I actually give a damn what you do with yours.

    Am I in the wrong thread?
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    Gallowmere1984 wrote: »
    -I'm great at pretending to listen.
    -I'll let you believe that you actually have any say in my doings.
    -I will lift heavy weights with you.
    -I'll berate you if you get fat and lazy, until you get back into the gym with me.
    -I hate children, and therefore do not want any.
    -I've had the same job for over a decade at 31 years old, and I more than likely make more money than anyone in your family (statistically speaking).
    -I'll let you believe that you have a say in what I do with my money.
    -I'll let you believe that I actually give a damn what you do with yours.

    Am I in the wrong thread?

    I think you win the award for " Most Brutally Honest"

  • liftinggoddess1
    liftinggoddess1 Posts: 305 Member
    Gallowmere1984 wrote: »
    -I'm great at pretending to listen.
    -I'll let you believe that you actually have any say in my doings.
    -I will lift heavy weights with you.
    -I'll berate you if you get fat and lazy, until you get back into the gym with me.
    -I hate children, and therefore do not want any.
    -I've had the same job for over a decade at 31 years old, and I more than likely make more money than anyone in your family (statistically speaking).
    -I'll let you believe that you have a say in what I do with my money.
    -I'll let you believe that I actually give a damn what you do with yours.

    Am I in the wrong thread?

    I won't be on your Xmas card list lol

  • lenalovestofish
    lenalovestofish Posts: 80 Member
    1) I like to spoil people
    2) I like to get dirty ( country girl)
    3) I am told I am funny as hell
    4) big boobies haha
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I know how to "lay the pipe"
    I'm well endowed.
    I make bank.
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I can cook
    I pick up my underwear off the bathroom floor approximately 65% of the time (National average is 43%)
    I wont have to pull my pants down to make you laugh.

    Lmao great answer!
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    In that order? Oh forgot to mention 4. I'm old and closer to death than most. 5 I have a nice 401k and possibly a bad heart. I figure I'm every girls dream.
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