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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
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    After surgery I typically have to do this for a week or so until my gastrointestinal functions return to normal. The anesthesia paralyzes the gut for a few days. Luckily I haven't had surgery in ten years.... holy crap that's a record for me!
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited August 2016
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    actualbettycrocker wrote: »
    This thread is an experience.

    So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.

    This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply. :)

    True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.

    You're so full of crap :tongue:

    Pyroclastic flow warning issued.

    Do I have time to grab my cell phone?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,112 Member
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    So...are you taking pictures of your enemas? Why the cell phone?

    I would say pics or it didn't happen, but - - :no_mouth:
  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    actualbettycrocker wrote: »
    This thread is an experience.

    So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.

    This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply. :)

    True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.

    You're so full of crap :tongue:

    Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    actualbettycrocker wrote: »
    This thread is an experience.

    So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.

    This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply. :)

    True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.

    You're so full of crap :tongue:

    Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>

    If you take an enema, then, I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.
  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    actualbettycrocker wrote: »
    This thread is an experience.

    So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.

    This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply. :)

    True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.

    You're so full of crap :tongue:

    Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>

    If you take an enema, then, I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.

    The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    actualbettycrocker wrote: »
    This thread is an experience.

    So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.

    This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply. :)

    True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.

    You're so full of crap :tongue:

    Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>

    If you take an enema, then I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.

    The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.

    I'll bet he felt a bit flushed, huh?
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    This thread sure is expelling a lot of BS
  • markrgeary1
    markrgeary1 Posts: 853 Member
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    alexis09ard wrote: »
    I hear that people do them once or twice a year to clean out back up and bloating, but I would just detox.

    Best detox ever came from a restaurant in KCMO(The Phoenix). I was on the toilet and using a bucket for projectile vomiting for three days! Nice people in the ambulance took me away to the hospital. Spent three more days in the gastrointestinal unit(nice place for lunch).
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    markrgeary1 wrote: »
    alexis09ard wrote: »
    I hear that people do them once or twice a year to clean out back up and bloating, but I would just detox.

    Best detox ever came from a restaurant in KCMO(The Phoenix). I was on the toilet and using a bucket for projectile vomiting for three days! Nice people in the ambulance took me away to the hospital. Spent three more days in the gastrointestinal unit(nice place for lunch).

    This is how it is done, folks! o:) I'm glad you are okay!
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
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    No, I have never had the desire to stick anything up my rectum :weary:
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
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    The second best detox is colonoscopy prep ;)
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
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    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    Christine_72 wrote: »
    singingflutelady wrote: »
    The second best detox is colonoscopy prep ;)

    Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989 :lol:

    Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style

    Very true. The establishment want us to be overflowing with toxins so we can buy their detox kits :+1:
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    Christine_72 wrote: »
    sunnybeaches105 wrote: »
    Christine_72 wrote: »
    singingflutelady wrote: »
    The second best detox is colonoscopy prep ;)

    Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989 :lol:

    Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style

    Very true. The establishment want us to be overflowing with toxins so we can buy their detox kits :+1:

    These newfangled toxins just aren't the same

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